Fruit Machine Chat

Posted: **Mon May 27, 2013 9:19 am**

Lol, who sent Lugsy those points? I didn't dare as. He's a mod.... I'm assuming there will eventually be some kind of report on the credits scandal.....

Posted: **Mon May 27, 2013 10:16 am**

Posted: **Mon May 27, 2013 10:17 am**

looks like i'll have to punt them on the roulette and hope for the worst

Posted: **Mon May 27, 2013 3:48 pm**

fuck that ,,,,,,, lets just donate em all to bfk and let him punt em ,,,,,,,,,,,,, gone in 2mins , sorted

Posted: **Mon May 27, 2013 8:24 pm**

Sod this, jacket potato, beans and then a twix, smarties, two chewy bar thingys. Carbs glorious carbs. I've run out of celery, I've run out of onion bhajis, I've run out of pulses and protein but I have a 4 pack of crunchies fom the pound shop and a big box of jelly babies from the cash and carry.

Posted: **Thu Jun 06, 2013 11:26 am**

Oat and raisin cookies. Double chocolate pancakes. Cheese topped baguettes. Cheerios. Disco discs. Frisps.

Luckily help is at hand. I have a tin of kippers marinated in butler spit. Protein soaked in a delicious jus of amylase, bacteria and other globular proteins. Bon appetit!

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:15 am**

Bread. Bread. Bread. What? What? It was reduced to 5p in Tesco. Finest tea cakes. Pure carbs. Chicken and pasta in honey mustard sauce. Double Deckers.

Posted: **Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:30 pm**

Fuck the carbs George chicken and steak keep it lean and clean pal

Posted: **Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:57 am**

Ok matey, I'll start hitting the Quorn a bit more, but after a load of stress, the sweetie cupboard gets raided.

Posted: **Mon Sep 02, 2013 12:43 am**

I hate having too many carbs...

Posted: **Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:45 am**

lmfao!

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Too many carbs!