shafted on corley again

[Noels Beard]

No final decision yet on the Loaf. Obviously I'm still keen, calendar is just looking a little full. Cornetto's on Impulse? You've surrendered to the appalling layout of service station garages, forcing you to walk around the whole shop before reaching the till. Would you like a huge fucking bar of chocolate with your fuel? No! It's killing me! Why not offer me drugs or unprotected sex, at least they are more fun.