Everyone's a cunt

Ruler of The World · Post by **Ruler of The World** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:43 pm

YES THEY ARE! Yes, EVEN YOU!

Sometimes!

Why do we do it? And why is the ready made excuse - "I'm only human"?

I do try to be nice as much as I can but even I am a cunt at times.

Is there anyone here claiming they never are or even never have been? Perhaps never will be???

And let's define being 'a cunt'...

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:02 pm

I am most certainly a cunt.

So is Bernard O'Mahoney!!

Steven Gerrard, Kenny Dalglish is one miserable cunt. Ashley Cole also. Suarez is right up there.

Does anybody know where Darren Nichols is?

Ruler of The World · Post by **Ruler of The World** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:05 pm

Is he that cunt?

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:11 pm

Ruler of The World · Post by **Ruler of The World** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:12 pm

Never heard of him!

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:19 pm

Trust me he's a cunt. Would like to meet him tho. If anybody knows where he is or anyone can breach this country's witness protection program drop me a pm.

Thanx.

Noels Beard · Post by **Noels Beard** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:23 am

I'm definitely not a cunt.

Ruler of The World · Post by **Ruler of The World** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:45 am

The fact you said you're not means you definitely are at least sometimes.

Noels Beard · Post by **Noels Beard** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:14 am

Oh I know I am. I was just hoping to stir the pot a little. Surely you need a little more definition? I mean I've known a lot of cunts in my time :-) ....and each has been unique. What qualifies you as a cunt?

Ruler of The World · Post by **Ruler of The World** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 8:49 am

Just general un-called-for mean behaviour, you know those times when even you know you're out of order but you just aren't in the mood to do anything else? Can't really be bothered to give examples but you'll know what I mean I'm sure. Our nature tells us its OK, the excuse being "I'm only human" as stated previously. This shows that in actual fact, we are quite pathetic.

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:10 am

BFK wrote:Steven Gerrard, Kenny Dalglish is one miserable cunt. Ashley Cole also. Suarez is right up there.

Out of interest, if Kenny Dalglish took over a your team tomorrow and signed Gerrard, Suarez and Cole would they still be cunts?

Captain.Tattybojangles · Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:51 am

How nice, saying I'm God's gift to women :-)

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:54 pm

im polite, i hold doors open for people,
i cant stand liers and shit stirrers,
i cant stand people that dont give way on the road when they should, e.g to cars coming UP hill when i allways give way,
i cant stand bullys who pick on easy victims,
i cant stand being labeled a thief if im playing a fruit machine normally and get lucky or just have a win by not scamming,
i cant stand people who's shit dont stink,
i cant stand grasses,
i cant stand glasses either but my eyes a too shit to drive,
i cant stand people who try to wind people up deliberately to make them snap just for a laugh,
i cant stand dickheads who hide behind fake accounts,
i cant stand my shop keeper allways over charing me or short changing people (i see it alot from the smelly nappy), next time he gets a slap
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i will fight if provoked
i will have a argument if someone is taking the piss
i will scream at you and call you wanker if you dont obey the rules of the road around me
i will try not to let myself get mugged off
i aint scared of no one or nothing (exept hights over 20 foot)
ive not bullied or mugged anyone,
ive not had a fight that was my fault,
does this make me a cunt ? probably in your eyes.

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:16 pm

silent g wrote: i cant stand liers and shit stirirs
i cant stand people who's shit dont stink,
i cant stand people who try to wind people up deliberately to make them snap just for a laugh,
i cant stand dickheads who hide behind fake accounts,

thats about a 3rd of fruitchat

im with you silent ,,,,,,,,,, genuine nice players are afraid to express how it really is in fruitland at the mo ,,,,,,,,,,, through fear of ridicule from the 1 liner piss take brigade self proclaimed top boy peer pressured twats

ooooohh you must look good infront of everyone else , because erm , erm ,erm , its still fantastic out there , erm erm , 500 a day , erm every day ,,, erm at least

Noels Beard · Post by **Noels Beard** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:31 pm

I beg to differ Lee. Just because you are finding it difficult, it is not a litmus test for everyone else. And if the other people are doing something then it's fair enough they aren't going to want to talk about it...because then we would just be where we were 6 months ago.