New Year resolutions

Childish unfunny name tag · Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:30 pm

Has anyone decided to make any New Year resolutions? Most seem to fail, but I would imagine thats because anyone who has will power and wishes to improve their lot would not wait until a specific non-related date to start. Pessimism aside, is anyone going to make any for 2012?

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:22 pm

Back to the gym and major dieting for me

Master of The Game · Post by **Master of The Game** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:52 pm

To the gym for me too, also ignoring bitter bitch Jason will be a priority. Saving up loads of cash from my runs/trick... I'll soon have him crying and eating his words. Great to have a twisted twat who's so jealous of someone who apparently has 'nothing'

shows how much damage I could do when I become as wealthy as I know I can with a little discipline and determination.

titchno1 · Post by **titchno1** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:49 pm

Gym and dieting for me done my induction 2 weeks ago so all set and ready to go. Been proper binge eating/drinking to make the most of it!!!!

Childish unfunny name tag · Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:10 pm

Good luck with the Gym and dieting guys, these can be tough ones to stick at. If you can find an activity at the gym you really enjoy it will help no end. You've also got the under 500 calories part of the menu at your JDW's and Marstons pubs which should help a little (although I've found most JDW's don't have all the ingredients for the superfood salad). A good tip when dieting is to keep your fluids up, plenty of water. Often hunger is mistaken for thirst. When you get hungry down a pint of water, wait half an hour and check to see if you're still hungry - worst case scenario you've put off your meal for another 30 mins.

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:04 am

i'm having a cross trainer delivered in under an hour.

my new year's resolution is to put it together!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 4:52 pm

oooo gym and dieting lol set of bitches

Master of The Game · Post by **Master of The Game** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:44 pm

This was more evidence of my sureness about who this C.U.N.T. is... he seems to have forgotten I told him the old dieting thing about filling your stomach with water... dear oh dear... younger than me and suffering from memory loss already. Must be all that feeling old and wise in a Jag.

Just come clean mate, you have nothing to fear!

TINYMcFINEY · Post by **TINYMcFINEY** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:46 pm

Ah Yes Mr Master Of The Game. I have heard about that filling yourself with water aswell! And he drives a Jag. Yes you are very clever mr Master Of The Game.

Glendale · Post by **Glendale** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:54 pm

He loved the Atkins diet a few years back!

TINYMcFINEY · Post by **TINYMcFINEY** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:55 pm

Yes that should be his new years revolution this year!

Master of The Game · Post by **Master of The Game** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:59 pm

We talked about it over a couple of glasses of mineral water in the Chinese run pub where I kept emptying both quizzes with the Connect 4s.

I preferred the "Free Agora crisps, drinks and little sweets while you're running around doing Skill Roulettes" diet in those days. I'd treat myself to a kebab in a plate with rice in Watford opposite the Agora once a week. I was so disciplined for about 3 months.

Then it all went wrong.

TINYMcFINEY · Post by **TINYMcFINEY** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:02 am

Ah yes a bit of "which king burnt the cakes" while talking over diets!

skinner · Post by **skinner** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:52 am

Glendale wrote:He loved the Atkins diet a few years back!

Yeah i recall having to order him a salad in some shithole of a pub in kent years back.

messiah · Post by **messiah** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:57 am

TINYMcFINEY wrote:Ah yes a bit of "which king burnt the cakes" while talking over diets!

Posts like this make me love you Tiny.