Fruit Machine Chat

WHEN I WENT TO LADBROKES ONE DAY THE TRANSEXUAL LADY BEHIND THE COUNTER LOUDLY ASKED ME FOR ID EVEN THOUGH I LOOK OLD ENOUGH AND THEN WHEN I PLAYD ROULETTE IT KEPT DELIBERATLY FUCKEN LOSING SHE LAUGHED AND SAID UNLUCKY SO I GOT ANGRY AND I SCRATCHD THE LADYS EYES OUT AND I GOT PINNED DOWN BY SEVERAL CUSTOMERS UNTIL THE POLICE ARRIVED AND EVEN THO I SAID SORRY I GOT 6 MONTHS IN PRISON I JUST GOT OUT NOW


HAVE ANYONE ELSE HAD BAD PROBLEMS WITH THERE STAFF

YEAH THIS IS WOT HAPPEND




ONE DAY WHEN I WENT TO A WELL KNOWN BOOKIES (WHO DON'T REALLY NEED THEIR NAME MENTIONED AGAIN) THE HERMAFRODITE ALBINO BEHIND THE COUNTER LOUDLY ASKED ME FOR ID EVEN THOUGH I LOOK OLD ENOUGH AND THEN WHEN I PLAYD ROULETTE IT KEPT DELIBERATLY FUCKEN LOSING HE-SHED LAUGHED AND SAID TUFF LUCK SO I GOT VERY VERY ANGRY AND I POKED THE HE-SHES EYES OUT AND I GOT PINNED DOWN BY ALL THE CUSTOMERS UNTIL THE LAW ARRIVED AND EVEN THO I SAID I DIDNT MEAN NO HARM I GOT 2 YEARS IN PRISON I JUST GOT OUT NOW

DONT PLAY WELL KNOWN BOOKIES FIXED BETTING TERMINALS THERE FIXED AND I GOT BANNED FOR LIFE FROM ALL THE WELL KNOWN BOOKIES

BETTING TERMINALS ARE FIXED.........


.......Which is probably why they are called Fixed Odds Betting Terminals

i went in too, and i stuck 30 quid on a horse called the bright sun 4/1 at goodwood but no time to write out the slip, the faggot accepted the bet verbally as the race was just starting, and started the receipt, and i ran over to watch it, the horse won by three lenghs so i walked over to collect the slip, when i looked at the slip it said our brightest son 8/1 goodwood in a later race, i flipped out big time grabbed a crowbar out my coat and set about the roulette machine screen, once i got through the toughened plastic stuff and metal back of the screen i could see the pound coin hopper thingy , i ripped it out and threw it as hard as hell on the floor just in time to see pc plod and his friends run in and set right about me with their metal rods, and 4 minutes, 2 black eyes, and 3 broken ribs later
they got me in the van and you know what? at the cop shop i had 30 pound coins in my pocket that i collected off the floor as they were beating the shit out of me, 4 of us got sent to hospital 3 of them to accident and emergency and i had to serve 4 years in rampton hospital and now ime barred from any of their shops. a disgrace.

Oh that's just terrible darling x