Fruit Machine Chat

Hey guys

would like to say just recieved my alevels 2day and got DDD, (360 ucas points) the most you can get.

I am rising into the depths of severe intelligence and greatness, hope to see you soon.

x

WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKING SPELL THEN YOU RETARDED FUCK.

Jealous?

Rising into the depths is an oxymoron. Best go into the quiz section, Luke. That's where the intelligentsia hang out.

&quot wrote:Rising into the depths is an oxymoron. Best go into the quiz section, Luke. That's where the intelligentsia hang out.

:P

Class as usual mate.

Makes me sick to the stomach that I could have been one of these strays roaming the streets with pound coins and no direction in life - im so proud that I managed to get on the right path in life and it feels fucking awesome lad.

you could be a-leveled up to the eyeballs, but can still fuck up life somehow...

good luck youth, but dont go thinking you're the smartest guy in the world..

CAN SOMEONE JUST BAN THIS CooT!
he brings nothing to the forum so just fuck him off!

From the BBC : http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-11012369

The pass rate for A-levels rose for the 28th year in a row, with 97.6% of entries gaining an E or above

I'm sorry to say your results don't look very good when compared to the national average. Your three D's put you in the bottom 30% of students.
71.1% managed to achieve a 'C' or better.

Still, once you reach 25, you'll have New Deal to look forward to ! Why, you'll be the pick of the bunch in the labour exchange with those £4,000 shoes you'll no doubt be wearing.

Here's something else to learn - William of Wykeham has a bit of advice for you.

DDD = A = 360 = AAA
DDM = B = 320 = ABB
DMM = C = 280 = BBC
MMM = D = 240 = CCC
MMP = E = 200 = CDD
MPP = F = 160 = DEE
PPP = G = 120 = EEE


I do hope this helps.

silent g wrote:CAN SOMEONE JUST BAN THIS CUNT!
he brings nothing to the forum so just fuck him off!

mods please please please please please give in to popular demand ,


ENUF IS ENUF

lol gayhop i thought we had got over our little dispute?

HorseRapingKing wrote:lol trayhop i thought we had got over our little dispute?

even if you did, everyone else thinks you are a faggot anyway..

&quot wrote:

&quot wrote:lol trayhop i thought we had got over our little dispute?

even if you did, everyone else thinks you are a faggot anyway..

Jesus, is that true?

I might go and sit in a corner and console myself with the thought of being called a faggot.

Ah, three (D)istinctions. I see.
For which three subjects did you get your distinctions?

"DDD = A = 360 = AAA"

Hmmm; MC Escher in algebraic form.

I'm pleased you've done well Luke, but once again your posting begs the question, "What on earth are you doing on Fruit chat?".


Not having 'direction' in life isn't the be all and end all, it's if you're happy that matters and not being too horribly selfish with that. Direction is a terribly loose, cliched, word to use anyway. Those roaming creatures you speak of, typically have great direction. I bet the likes of "That dreadful Sir Rat-ho-ler (who will have burnt everything!!!)", know the exact GPS co-ordinates they shall be traversing through, day by day. I know that's a very literal translation of direction in that context. However I'm sure many also have more long term plans other than playing their Xbox and going out four times a week on routes.

If you've put the effort in to your studies and feel you've bettered yourself and done yourself proud then fair play, congratulations. However coming on here and trolling away and being spiteful is just a waste of everyone's time including yours.

Did Blackmogu's Berluti Boot up your bum teach you nothing?

Sorry i post here once a week maximum, its hardly as if im interfering anymore.

getting rid of me is like coke selling their recepit

im here for good guys sorry,

untill next week or when ever

cya