Fucking Hound!
- Matt Vinyl
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Fucking Hound!
The layabout no-gooders next door let their bloody dog into our garden and it killed my little-boy's (not to mention his Mum's!) favourite rabbit...
I know that there's not much I can do about it, but if you are going to own one of those stinking hairy fucking things keep the bastard thing under control. It only had to have been my little boy who chose to run out into the garden at that time and it could've been him fighting for his life.
I suppose I have to be very thankful that it wasn't like that.
Rant over. Just wanted to vent a little and Facebook would'nt have been appropriate...
I know that there's not much I can do about it, but if you are going to own one of those stinking hairy fucking things keep the bastard thing under control. It only had to have been my little boy who chose to run out into the garden at that time and it could've been him fighting for his life.
I suppose I have to be very thankful that it wasn't like that.
Rant over. Just wanted to vent a little and Facebook would'nt have been appropriate...
"And do you ever contradict yourself, Minister?" "Well, yes and no..."
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- betchrider
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far too obvious, visually diagnosable by a vet..betchrider wrote:Get some meat and put rat poison in it and kill the fuckin thing! :x
not many people autopsy their animals, so majority go as natural causes
easyest way to do it undetected, fast and painlessly is to buy 200 fags, boil them in 1litre of water till the water evaporates by 4/5's sieve the gunk through a coffee filter, soak the liquid up with a slice of bread rub beef dripping and feed it that, chuck a couple of boxes of ripped up fags over the back garden and it'll look like it ate them and died from accidental nicotine poisoning, and an autopsy would confirm it.
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Sadly it'll be a case of an animal acting upon basic instinct.
Put the owners down instead. Hope the bunny didn't suffer.
Saw in the Sun yesterday that some neanderthal burnt a pet rabbits ears off. What the fuck is the world coming to? I'd very much like to see the perpetrator have his head set on fire.
Put the owners down instead. Hope the bunny didn't suffer.
Saw in the Sun yesterday that some neanderthal burnt a pet rabbits ears off. What the fuck is the world coming to? I'd very much like to see the perpetrator have his head set on fire.
- Matt Vinyl
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Cheers chaps. It is indeed the owners fault and not the dogs - it's just their instinct. I make no bones about not being the biggest canine fan ever, but I'm even less a fan of my next door neighbours.
They are the classic non-working / manage to go on holiday / get the latest stuff / get pissed on a Monday morning / play music full blast late on a Sunday when we have work in a few hours type. So this additional event just added to it.
Heh, JG, you're right, I rarely swear (unless it's late Friday night and I'm moaning about the ways of the world! ) but this just got to me. They didn't even offer any sort of condolence...
Oh well, these things are sent to try us...
They are the classic non-working / manage to go on holiday / get the latest stuff / get pissed on a Monday morning / play music full blast late on a Sunday when we have work in a few hours type. So this additional event just added to it.
Heh, JG, you're right, I rarely swear (unless it's late Friday night and I'm moaning about the ways of the world! ) but this just got to me. They didn't even offer any sort of condolence...
Oh well, these things are sent to try us...
"And do you ever contradict yourself, Minister?" "Well, yes and no..."
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I know I'm late (only joined up 4 days ago), but I'm sorry to read what has happened Matt. I can relate to it, because a friend of mine kept guineas in a run (with the top off) and a neighbour's dog managed to kill one of them. In fact 2 died - one directly in the attack and the 2nd guinea died indirectly due to shock. Sadly, like in your case Matt, the neighbour is mainly to blame.
take revenge, buy an american pit bull terrier starve it for 3 days making sure you give it energy supplements in its water, and when they leave their dog in the garden rough yours up a bit to get it annoyed then remove the muzzle and literaly throw it over the garden fence, once their dog has been ripped apart just say oops. sorry.