Fruit Machine Chat

I see a few clubs are urging their fans to start bringing vuvuzelas to football matches, in my opinion they are just a load of noise that drowns out the atmosphere, they spoilt the world cup for me along with England being shite. Maybe they had a place at the WC as part of the culture but i hope it does'nt take off here, Leicester City (along with several others) have already banned it, but Blackpool are encouraging fans to bring it, saying that though they are gonna need all the help they can get.

Next years chant

"You can stick your vuvuzelas
You can stick your vuvuzelas
You can stick your vuvuzelas
Up your arse""

F**king horrible things with no musical merit at all.

ps For being traditional Africal instruments, they were only invented in the last three or four decades.

they were only invented in the last three or four decades

Considering every single one of them I've seen has been made of plastic, you're probably right!

...things with no musical merit at all.

Exactly, although a lot of current 'artists' would have you believe that one monotone note could be called 'music'... :P

We used to have a piece of tracing paper wrapped around a comb when I was a kid in the forties. Same result, but quieter.

Probably the worst musical import/export since Aqua.

C'mon Barbie, lets go party......

A mate of mine was arrested in South Africa

He is dyslexic and was caught blowing up a Zulu's Vulva

Who the fuck voted no???

A Blackpool fan maybe?

I voted no. I didnt find the noise that intrusive to the World Cup and it wouldn't be any more annoying than listening to the chant 'barmyarmybarmyarmybarmyarmybarmyarmybarmyarmy' continued infinitely. It still grates.



And whilst i am at it;
Katie Price has bought Harvey a vuvuzela. She makes him play it in the garden so he can water the flowers at the same time.