Fruit Machine Chat

Spotted this rather lovely looking girl the other day, watching her boyfriend doing a Hall of Fame in a pretty large bowling alley... the machine's gone now. From what I saw she had dark hair, a sexy tan. green eyes, a body to die for and the most gorgeous smile... who could she be? Or, more to the point, how the fuck did a player get a girl like that? Not the worst looking bloke though, I guess...

Maybe his opening line to her was, "Hello, can you dig it?" or "Can I dig you?" or "I know what's in the box! Can I see what's in your dress?"

HOW DID HE DO IT??????????????????????????

Perhaps our info-leaking friend Feeder can tell us....?

read 2 of your pests and i come to the conclusion that your a bellend!
allow feeder aswell bumbandit!
dont just blame someone because you cant make enough moolah nowadays.

as for sexy chicks, ive have some out playing with me lol.
saw one fittie on the potty meet in london at trocadero, she was a stunner!
she was playing for lines on a panther.

If u wanna meet a nice bird who enjoys a punt then just simply head to gala bingo of an evening!!

The place is crawling with them every night!!

They're not full of grannies anymore either, and given the fact they're in a bingo hall you know they don't mind a bit of gambling action!!

tracy shaw?

i aint no bumbandit

silent g wrote:read 2 of your pests and i come to the conclusion that your a bellend!
allow feeder aswell bumbandit!
dont just blame someone because you cant make enough moolah nowadays.

as for sexy chicks, ive have some out playing with me lol.
saw one fittie on the potty meet in london at trocadero, she was a stunner!
she was playing for lines on a panther.

aye I stole them lines in the end didnt I g lol

feeder22 wrote:i aint no bumbandit

LMFAO
i said "allow feeder, you bumbandito"
meaning leave you alone and hes a bumbandit!
read it again!

apologies, i'll book myself in for extra reading lesson's 1st thing monday

yeah hes right about bingo halls, u just gotta aviod the council estate cheap slags though. I pulled one once well, i saw her in bingo once, then i was out for a meal with a few m8s and she was a waitress and got her number smashed it, might have a pic somewhere

I love those council estate birds!!

haha there lick ur balls and do dirty shit, good thing

the fitest bird i ever pulled was off a council estate i remember waking up in this pink bedroom, walking out to smahed cars, streets covered in chavs, literally taxi and gone. She was absoultly gorgeous looked a spitting image of kate Becinsale, wish i had her number still

laughing at the smashed cars bit ! I remember waking up after pulling an estate bird, and when I made my getaway without her waking up, I swiftly decided to return to her house - it was like Beirut in the 80's outside !!

Haha, ah, I'm sure most of us have been in that situation...

I used to know a girl who was good enough to empty Cash Counter years ago.

She wasn't the best looking, but was ok. Typical council estate accent though.

"Shut ya fuckin' maaaaf!" sort of voice.

Had something of a good day today (£1,07 , plus a funny thing too.
I'll log back on when I get home and post it, can't be bothered on the iPhone.