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i am the biggest nob-jockey in the uk who agrees

I know. I'll sign up to a website and then spend two days contemplating what to write for a witty and informative first post.


Anyway, welcome to Fruitchat.



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no your not!
the best player in the u.k doesnt have time for the internet and deffo wouldnt be here.
how much money did you make last year ?
guessing its no more than 30k pfft

O yeah u must be, I wondered who it was.

Spartacus is the Top Top Platinum Boy in the country !

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[quote="&quot"]I know. I'll sign up to a website and then spend two days contemplating what to write for a witty and informative first post.

send me pm i need some tips

Who is this plum duff? lol

nr30 wrote:i am the best player in the uk who agrees

Dont worry mate, the drugs stop kicking in after a few hours! Joker! We all know top boy is my arch enemy turk! {by the way that is a joke}.

seen better

steve chettle

NR30... Presumably that's the first part of the (Gt Yarmouth) postcode. As a fellow resident of Norfolk hello, and well done for the inspired posting. Usually I guard any information I receive very closely, but as you are the UK's best, then I would be mad not to share the odd scraps which I have with you, in the hope that you will do the same. Drop me a message with all you know, and I will do the same. Cheers chap, assuming you are in this neck of the woods, will have to have a beer sometime. I eagerly await your message. I wonder.........

Hahahaha some people crack me up!!

i'm brian.

and so is my wife.

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ian woan