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what's the first thing you say ..........

Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:00 pm
by mr lugsy
..........to a pakistani on christmas morning?






































20 benny's and a pint of milk please.

Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 8:31 pm
by aaamusements.co.uk
:roll:
But so true...

:)

Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:38 pm
by HorseRacingKing
Racist Mother

Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:53 pm
by jesterman
HorseRacingKing wrote:Racist Mother
How is that racist?

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:34 pm
by MoterWayServiceMan
haha

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:21 am
by harry2
Is that explosives down your y-fronts or a colostomy bag ?

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:53 am
by HornyNick
Apparently the father of the Nigerian man who tried to blow up the airliner tried to warn the US authorities of his sons extreme anti US views. The father just happens to be a wealthy banker.
I can just imagine the beginning of that email: "Good afternoon, sirs. I am a wealthy Nigerian banker".......

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:07 am
by harry2
HornyNick wrote:Apparently the father of the Nigerian man who tried to blow up the airliner tried to warn the US authorities of his sons extreme anti US views. The father just happens to be a wealthy banker.
I can just imagine the beginning of that email: "Good afternoon, sirs. I am a wealthy Nigerian banker".......


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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:12 am
by mr lugsy
harry2 wrote:Is that explosives down your y-fronts or a colostomy bag ?

Lmao, harry.
Well and truly trumped!

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:20 am
by harry2
£30 quid for the taxi, are you having a giraffe ?