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"Nightmares come in the dead of the night,
While you're sleeping, they'll be creeping through any disguise,
And when a, nightmare, wakes you up in a sweat,
Heartbeats speeding, rapid breathing, no time for regrets.
Its just a, nightmare, that surrounds you with fear,
As a tear hits the pillow when things dont seem clear,
Cant stop the, nightmares, they dont care who you are,
Because the terror of your conscience waits for you in the dark!"

Gordon May.
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thecannonball89 wrote:If you go out on a friday night to play a deadmans and end up going out up town having 5bags of heavly cut drugs end up in the brothel, and wake up feeling like shit on monday morning sitting out a p3 dial trying to make bk ur losses of a 5am roulette sesion, your probly a player
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That which does not kill me, only makes me stranger.
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give a man a fish and he will eat for a day ,,,,,,, give a man a fishing rod and he can eat forever,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but give a stupid man a fishing rod ,,,,,,,, he will sell it ,,,,,, and buy a fish. :P
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Bono at a U2 gig clicking his fingers "Everytime I click my fingers a child dies in Africa".


Wag in the crowd.


Well, stop clicking your fingers, yer f**king eejit.
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trayhop123 wrote:give a man a fish and he will eat for a day ,,,,,,, give a man a fishing rod and he can eat forever,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but give a stupid man a fishing rod ,,,,,,,, he will sell it ,,,,,, and buy a fish. :P
I know guys like that Lee!
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harry2 wrote:Bono at a U2 gig clicking his fingers "Everytime I click my fingers a child dies in Africa".


Wag in the crowd.


Well, stop clicking your fingers, yer f**king eejit.
Thats good Harry lol.
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Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.

Spike Milligan
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Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist.

Robert G. Allen
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You learn more quickly under the guidance of experienced teachers. You waste a lot of time going down blind alleys if you have no one to lead you.

W. Somerset Maugham
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she had a body from baywatch , face from crimewatch!
condoms... ribbed for her pleasure! turn it inside out and its ribbed for my pleasure :)
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I’ve never been to an Al-Qaeda Christmas party, but I have seen the invites. No music, no dancing, but we promise the fastest game of pass the parcel you’ve ever seen.

Omid Djalili
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JG wrote:and the longest game of hide and seek you've ever played
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"Manners maketh man" - William of Wykeham.
"If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?"
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I wanna maketh fortune.

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A discovery is said to be an accident meeting a prepared mind.

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