free machines to anyone

[trayhop123]

next door to where i live is a kebab house, any hows in there garage they have barcrest place your bets, some old bwb cabinet covered in dust, a club cops'n'robbers, and two stand up video poker machines, all in need of a new home ,

would suit someone with a bit of technical nouse as they are all switched off in garage for one reason or another, kebab owners english not very good, but from what i can gather he used to just replace his shop with a new machine each time one knackered, so we should just be talking minor repairs needed ,..

anyhow you will need to make the trip to leicester with your own van, and the owner insists on removal of all 5machines, no cherry picking ,........... other than that there free gratis nada etc ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, pm me if anyone interested .


ps also a smashed up 5liner on the floor ,, beyond repair ,,,,,, but for spares :P

[EasyEasy]

You live next door to a kebab shop?

[trayhop123]

sort of yes m8, im in a flat above the next shop

[EasyEasy]

oryt was guna say wud look abit odd a kebab shop in the middle off to terice houses

[anfield road]

sort of yes m8, im in a flat above the next shop

didnt you say that you owned property because of your sick gambling skills? not exactly hard to pay for that sort of property is it!

[trayhop123]

anfield m8, ive never had a bad word to say about you, so why the atack ?

and i used to own my own house bought off the council under the right to buy scheme, as ide been a tennant for 8 years got a hefty discount, bought it for 31k, spent 20k on it and 3years later sold it for 118k, not too shabby a profit, i think you'll agree, i now rent a flat,

ive paid off my parents mortgage, and stil have a sizable chunk of money in the bank, but not really enuf to buy another property, prices in leicester have soared in the last few years, you cant get a shitty terraced for less than 110k, and that would skint me, besides (hate to think of it like this but) eventually my parents house becomes mine aswel, so yes im sitting pretty, dont you agree specially for someone who's never tooled ,

ps anfield, ive heard good things about you from scot, but that wasn't very nice was it ,
as for sick skills, im as good as anyone else, no better ,,,,,,,,, we all have a certain amount of skil, and were all part of the knowledge chain ,,,,, but whats kept me in this for 20 years and what separates me from the muppet wannabes is ,,,, simply discipline

[Scott]

C'mon boys, were all friends

[JG]

Exactly. Things have got very vitriolic on here as of late. I'm all for free speech and having a bit of banter, but there's a real vein of bad chi running through this board at the moment.
If some one makes £20/day on fruit machines and posts about it on here, congratulate them. Making £20/day would put you into the top percentile of players easy. It's not like on line poker whereby 30% of players supposedly win! Much less people are long term winners on fruit machines. Just winning on fruit machines in the long term is an amazing feat within the field of AWP science and deserves mutual congratulations.
I'm not talking about some clown ripping Vivids for a while then going back to losing. I'm talking about the people who go out now and then or everday for the past floopin' decade and have ALWAYS been solid winners since they learned the ropes. We may have had boosts (10p stake) from other players, maybe even the Internet(as if!). However we've got the aptitude and intelligence to know about the basic quotients which make up the common sense toolkit of a winning player. We know the value of value and the value of being able to read value. We know sneaky little rips, tricks, bloops and squeaks. We've got the skills, the flavaz, the sets, the bleeps to rip the value.


I mean me personally, if I was making £500/day legit from fruits and someone came on here and posted that they played a Cleudo once a week and made £10 sometimes, well good for them. Bully for them. Do you think acting like a sarky twat is going to stop them doing that? To me it just looks like sour grapes. If you're doing 3k a week, stick with it. You're way above the national average wage, so tool on. Just come out of her Majesty's hotel? Hmmmmm.


It's back to not banging the glass when that fish calls you down with bottom pair and gets lucky on the river. Why alert them to things that need not concern them?

Another thing which annoys me is seing someone ask, for example say
"What does mega spins do on a Snakez and Ladderz?" one week.

Then the next week they're ripping the piss out of Vickers as he got a dial drop in, plays DOND, left with £4 and MS, goes for it and it's £4 and reflex killed.



Acting like they've got the f'ing skillz of Ocean or something. NO ONE HAS THE SKILLS OF OCEAN. HEAR ME NOW MAN JG BOY. YOU DO NOT HAVE MY SKILLS. I can JUST BLAP THINGS IN, KNOW WHAT I'm SAYING? WHO IS THIS TRAYHOP ANYWAY? I tell you MAN JG BOY if that TRAYHOP or EXTREME EDDIE OR whoever came in HERE NOW I'D KNOCK HIM DOWN DEAD, COZ NO ONE HITS OCEAN-Xs GAMES, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? CAN'T HAVE SOME WHITE GUY JUST FLOATING IN HERE AND TAKIN' MY DOUGH - FIVE BOYZ MAN.....FASTER MAN......KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? YOU DON'T PULL THAT SHIT WITH ME MAN. NO IT AIN'T LAST CREDITS VAZ, SHUT THE F*** UP. TEN BOYZ MAN.....THAT'S TEN I OWE YOU NOW ISN'T IT? NO NOT FIFTEEN MAN, THEM FIVE BOYZ WERE YOUR BOYZ AND YOU LOST MAN, THESE TEN ARE MINE NOW SO I OWE YOU NOTHING, IT'S YOU YOU'RE JINXING IT, FOOKING 'ECK VAZ THAT FOOKIN' VAZ AND YOU. I SHOULDN'T BE TALKING TO YOU ANYWAY. TWENTY BOYZ MAN, NO IT AIN'T LAST CREDITS, SHUT UP.

"Last credit Ocean. George ze Porge it is time to leave"

"IGNORE HIM MAN FOOKIn' SHIT. THIS BETTER REPEAT AS IF IT DOESN'T I'M GONNA TAKE 'EM TO COURT. ROBBING C**TS AIN'T THEY? THAT ANFIELD DOES SOME MILES DON'T HE? BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, HE AIN'T GOT THE SKILLZ OF OCEAN X, SEE THAT? BLAPPED THAT SKILL CONTINUE LEVEL 3 AND I'VE BEEN SMOKIN' MAN. KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? ANFIELD COULDN'T DO THAT. NO FLAVA. FIFTY BOYZ MAN. QUICK."


wHAT WERE <ahem> what were we saying?


Oh yes. Please be more sensible.


Two thousand boyz man.



Quickly.

[EasyEasy]

JG mate....you need help!

[JG]

Way past that stage now. Too late for help. Blooping my way to an early bloop.

[Joonyer]

Legendary, probably stoned rant.

Superb.

[aaamusements.co.uk]

next door to where i live is a kebab house, any hows in there garage they have barcrest place your bets, some old bwb cabinet covered in dust, a club cops'n'robbers, and two stand up video poker machines, all in need of a new home ,

would suit someone with a bit of technical nouse as they are all switched off in garage for one reason or another, kebab owners english not very good, but from what i can gather he used to just replace his shop with a new machine each time one knackered, so we should just be talking minor repairs needed ,..

anyhow you will need to make the trip to leicester with your own van, and the owner insists on removal of all 5machines, no cherry picking ,........... other than that there free gratis nada etc ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, pm me if anyone interested .


ps also a smashed up 5liner on the floor ,, beyond repair ,,,,,, but for spares :P

Thanks again for these mate, they should keep me busy for a while!

Nice meeting you too, although why you kept disappearing into that phonebox and changing your clothing is still beyond me...

[ma71lda]

[Martal~Wombat]

next door to where i live is a kebab house, any hows in there garage they have barcrest place your bets, some old bwb cabinet covered in dust, a club cops'n'robbers, and two stand up video poker machines, all in need of a new home ,

would suit someone with a bit of technical nouse as they are all switched off in garage for one reason or another, kebab owners english not very good, but from what i can gather he used to just replace his shop with a new machine each time one knackered, so we should just be talking minor repairs needed ,..

anyhow you will need to make the trip to leicester with your own van, and the owner insists on removal of all 5machines, no cherry picking ,........... other than that there free gratis nada etc ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, pm me if anyone interested .


ps also a smashed up 5liner on the floor ,, beyond repair ,,,,,, but for spares :P

Thanks again for these mate, they should keep me busy for a while!

Nice meeting you too, although why you kept disappearing into that phonebox and changing your clothing is still beyond me...

I think he spotted Lex Lugsy