Argh

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:10 am

Night out on the sauce last night. Wake up this morning with a RAGING thirst (can't think why. I drank loads last night).

Dash to the kitchen. THE FECKING WATER HAS BEEN CUT OFF. Argh. Knew I should have paid my council tax.

Stroke of genius. Try the kettle. EMPTY. Bastard

Nearest shop is miles away and I'm feeling ropey. The ONLY water in the entire fecking building is in the pissing toilet and I'm seriously considering it.

Thankfully there's a beer in the fridge. Hurrah. Although I think it's only a temporary solution.

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:24 am

Tried the iron ?

mjd · Post by **mjd** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:00 am

Raining like mad here, open wide!

itsme · Post by **itsme** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:03 am

Boil your own piss

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:42 pm

Fuck that id rather do the beer anyway,you cant beat the hair o the dog

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:47 am

Nice suggestions chaps!!

Sadly, I've not ironed a piece of clothing this year and it's not raining here.

Looks like it's boiled piss for breakfast!

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:56 pm

It can't have been cut off due to you not paying your bill, because IIRC they can't legally do that!