pat624 wrote:
5) Cabin crew on long haul flights who insist on waking you up every 15 mins to offer you drinks/shit airline food or duty frees
Ryanair are bad for this. Of course, being a budget airline, they don't actually offer you any drinks / duty free / shit airline food. However, they can't have you actually getting a bit of a shuteye on board their flights, so they came up with the groundbreaking invention: scratchcards.
Or rather, that should be "BING BONG... RYANAIR ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT THEY ARE SELLING SCRATCHCARDS... 1 POUND EACH, OR 1 EURO 50.
Friends who bring thier out of control kids around to your house and let them run riot picking things up, move things about, break stuff, run into random rooms and make loads of noise. Kids will be kids but just control the little s**ts.
how about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.