Daft sayings

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! · Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:43 pm

What daft phrases or sayings have you heard before? And what ones just don't make sense?

Here are a couple for starters that make me moan:

Bursting into tears.
What? So the person just goes "pop" and all that's left is a pool of salty water?

"So he turned round and said to her, and she turned round and said to him....."
So they both end up facing away from oneanother?

Any more?

titchno1 · Post by **titchno1** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:09 pm

Don't no if this fits in but a bar I go in newcastle has slang sayings all over the wall. I don't even know what some off them means. Couple I can remember are 'if wor lass asks yav nivva seen is'. 'Giz a deek' 'hawkin and riven'... There was loads when I'm in at weekend I'll post a few see if you know them.

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:59 pm

Your using a magent to stop the reel.

ma71lda · Post by **ma71lda** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:08 am

He knows his onions!

logopolis · Post by **logopolis** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:48 am

A person rolling their eyes at you!

What so the person takes out their eyes and rolls them along the ground to you? Maybe you should roll them back, they might need them!

Captain.Tattybojangles · Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:57 am

I had a comment today "We've had more rain than we've had today and yesterday!"

Well, no, this is impossible. Today isn't over, so you can't have more rain than today!

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:58 am

When people refer to other peoples ages:-

'You'll be catching me up soon'

Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!

Mmm Bop

Captain.Tattybojangles · Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:48 pm

One of my younger brothers classics..."I can do anything cos I'm taller than you!"

Who got carded before going in to see the Inbetweeners and then turned away....? Him and all his friends went, only one of them had to go home and miss the movie.

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:49 pm

It's all well and good after the lord mayors show!!

Drpepper · Post by **Drpepper** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 4:03 pm

when in rome... not daft as such, but i have a mate who uses it to justify anything and everything, really gets on my tits lol.