F.A.O all england players
- mr lugsy
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F.A.O all england players
i guess it's pretty safe to say that most of the england squad regularly visit this forum and no doubt they all have i-phones and netbooks with them in south africa so they don't miss out on the latest emptiers.
.........anyway let's have a better display this evening please chaps.
cheers.
.........anyway let's have a better display this evening please chaps.
cheers.
I hear Robert green missed treasure hunt on dead mans in the local bar and had to leave it ready to get to the squad announcement. Heskey tried to quickly jump on and fire in a few quick coins but he missed the mech completely!! Gerrard(obviously) was lurking in the background ready to mug and batter anyone than won on it after, but decided to threaten the barman if anyone went on it till he got back. Where as john terry said he'd fuck anyone that went near it.
Capello sneaked in but played it so conservatively collecting every win barely daring to push on for one of the decent features. Ashley cole just lurked in the back ground in his underpants generally being a total CUNT.
Then the PMK jumped on and put £69 in for £70. After which trayhop tried a few quid for no.s. It was dead obviously but somehow he got cherries which gave icons for the £210. However much to the PMK's delight Gerrard kept his promise and beat the shit out of mr hop cos he didn't like the tune he put on the jukebox to try and cover the coins coming out. He also raped him because as everyone knows gerrard likes it both ways the Scouse fucking Cunt.
At least that's what apparently happened.
Capello sneaked in but played it so conservatively collecting every win barely daring to push on for one of the decent features. Ashley cole just lurked in the back ground in his underpants generally being a total CUNT.
Then the PMK jumped on and put £69 in for £70. After which trayhop tried a few quid for no.s. It was dead obviously but somehow he got cherries which gave icons for the £210. However much to the PMK's delight Gerrard kept his promise and beat the shit out of mr hop cos he didn't like the tune he put on the jukebox to try and cover the coins coming out. He also raped him because as everyone knows gerrard likes it both ways the Scouse fucking Cunt.
At least that's what apparently happened.
- Matt Vinyl
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LOL!PMK wrote:I hear Robert green missed treasure hunt on dead mans in the local bar and had to leave it ready to get to the squad announcement. Heskey tried to quickly jump on and fire in a few quick coins but he missed the mech completely!! Gerrard(obviously) was lurking in the background ready to mug and batter anyone than won on it after, but decided to threaten the barman if anyone went on it till he got back. Where as john terry said he'd fuck anyone that went near it.
Capello sneaked in but played it so conservatively collecting every win barely daring to push on for one of the decent features. Ashley cole just lurked in the back ground in his underpants generally being a total CUNT.
Then the PMK jumped on and put £69 in for £70. After which trayhop tried a few quid for no.s. It was dead obviously but somehow he got cherries which gave icons for the £210. However much to the PMK's delight Gerrard kept his promise and beat the shit out of mr hop cos he didn't like the tune he put on the jukebox to try and cover the coins coming out. He also raped him because as everyone knows gerrard likes it both ways the Scouse fucking Cunt.
At least that's what apparently happened.
All very true, though you missed the bit where Rio walked in with a needle hanging out of his arm, persued by drug testers, and then Rooney bent some fat, hairy arsed 65 year old prostitute over and slung his muck up her.
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