Best sickie excuses ever...
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Best sickie excuses ever...
Just a round-up of my favourite ones that my friends (or I) have used...
* I'm in the jail
* I've just found out my girlfriend had an abortion and didn't tell me
* I found a lump when I was having a shower this morning.
* The washing machine flooded and there's a guy coming out to fix it (this was a 2 day sickie)
* A bird shat on me on the way to work
* Cystitis
Anyone else got a good one?
* I'm in the jail
* I've just found out my girlfriend had an abortion and didn't tell me
* I found a lump when I was having a shower this morning.
* The washing machine flooded and there's a guy coming out to fix it (this was a 2 day sickie)
* A bird shat on me on the way to work
* Cystitis
Anyone else got a good one?
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My mate pulled that one out when he was at uni. He worked in a hardware shop at the weekend, and he just twanged the whole weekend without phoning in. Therefore, the jail sickie was perfect as an excuse cos he didn't want to waste his only phone call phoning up his work.
Car sickies are a beaut... for all you speccy-wearers, there's nothing better than the "I've broken / lost my glasses and don't have any spares. See you in a week"...
My other mate booked a week's holiday in Spain then found out he couldn't get the time off. He was planning on going on the holiday and phoning in sick from Spain every day... not sure how he was going to explain the lovely all over tan he got!
Car sickies are a beaut... for all you speccy-wearers, there's nothing better than the "I've broken / lost my glasses and don't have any spares. See you in a week"...
My other mate booked a week's holiday in Spain then found out he couldn't get the time off. He was planning on going on the holiday and phoning in sick from Spain every day... not sure how he was going to explain the lovely all over tan he got!