Which arsehole wrote the jingle for "webuyanycar.com" (if you don't know the advert, just keep singing the website address to yourself until you lose the will to live).
Again, whatever else you can say about Mr Mallett, he is at least humorous and not afraid to take the piss out of himself. The jumped-up little gobshite in question recently threw his toys out the pram at a less-than-favourable review of one of his recent concerts.
As another clue, I once worked in a piano bar where he was having a meal. He got up and sang his most famous song in exchange for a bottle of the house plonk (£7.95). A little part of me died that day.
Some Youtube viewers don't share my sentiments about the song...
have not seen my one and only since we broke up in 1992. This is the song the love of my life and I were always dancing to and looking so deeply into eachothers eyes, both of us crying, I MISS YOU CYNTHIA, I LOVE YOU!!!! I never stopped loving you, as hard as I have tried I can never find anyone I love as I still love you, I am dying inside and have been for 16 years, God help me, it hurts so bad I don't cry, I get histerical and it is very hard to stop, it can go on for 5 minutes or 5 years.