phÂœnix +86, china calling: "harro"

steveseagull · Post by **steveseagull** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:11 pm

Thumper wrote:Number of breweries?

Kick it thumper, over to you

Point of order; i apologise for the slight discrepancies in the numbers. It was only about 70 new breweries this year.

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:14 pm

steve, i'll let it pass this time ,but only coz you was awesome in 'under siege'

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:54 pm

I've got one if I might.

Which arsehole wrote the jingle for "webuyanycar.com" (if you don't know the advert, just keep singing the website address to yourself until you lose the will to live).

steveseagull · Post by **steveseagull** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:59 pm

Bobby Davro?

It is excruciating.

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:15 pm

No. This arsehole is well known for singing cringeworthy songs.

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:32 pm

there is a lot of shit on my ipod but jonathan king's una paloma blanca is the most awful. he is 100% loathsome so him?

steveseagull · Post by **steveseagull** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:35 pm

georgios michaelios?

or, failing that, russ abbott?

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:09 pm

I wouldn't count any of them as being cringeworthy as such.

Think of one of the most cringeworthy songs in existence, think of its smug creator, and by jove, ye have the answer.

steveseagull · Post by **steveseagull** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:15 pm

Not timmy mallett?

i wash my mouth out, ugh!

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:24 pm

Again, whatever else you can say about Mr Mallett, he is at least humorous and not afraid to take the piss out of himself. The jumped-up little gobshite in question recently threw his toys out the pram at a less-than-favourable review of one of his recent concerts.

As another clue, I once worked in a piano bar where he was having a meal. He got up and sang his most famous song in exchange for a bottle of the house plonk (£7.95). A little part of me died that day.

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:34 pm

Some Youtube viewers don't share my sentiments about the song...

have not seen my one and only since we broke up in 1992. This is the song the love of my life and I were always dancing to and looking so deeply into eachothers eyes, both of us crying, I MISS YOU CYNTHIA, I LOVE YOU!!!! I never stopped loving you, as hard as I have tried I can never find anyone I love as I still love you, I am dying inside and have been for 16 years, God help me, it hurts so bad I don't cry, I get histerical and it is very hard to stop, it can go on for 5 minutes or 5 years.

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:36 pm

I've written a message to this chap - I'm just trying to work out whether I'm a bad person if I click [Post Comment].

Hi. It's me ...Cynthia. I'm sorry it's been so long. I'm ready to make a fresh start if you are? love you babes xxx

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:43 pm

love from chris de burgh?

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:51 pm

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:53 pm

he's not all bad...........that space man came travelling song has a rather catchy chorus.