One L of a Phoenix

Northern Monkey · Post by **Northern Monkey** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:58 pm

winner of grehound derby?

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:11 pm

nope, he wasn't a dog.

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:01 pm

Who's the bastard in the black!

He was an FA cup final referee

(is there anyone out there still called Bastard?)

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:17 pm

yes, His Eminence gets it. he refereed the fa challenge cup final in 1878

Ernest W. Quality · Post by **Ernest W. Quality** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:33 pm

He also played for England. His close friend and colleague Wilberforce Twat didn't get a cap, though Harry Daft did.

The best thing is his first name is a bit odd but short, so nobody would remember it, and have to refer to him just by his surname.

harry 3 · Post by **harry 3** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:52 am

Used to be a jockey called Malcolm Bastard. Two dodgy names there.

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:56 am

Ok, sticking with this theme, which series of numberplates have been banned in Edinburgh, in case anyone finds them offensive?

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:00 am

J1NGS

i seem to recall a three letter word with I in the middle which is slang for willy. can't remember what though.

Flying Spaghetti Monster · Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:04 am

Can't remember the exact reg number but it was meant to look like 'snot'

SN07 ?

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:11 am

FSM gets it with that highly controversial and insulting word ... snot.

Over to you

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:13 am

what sort of lily-livered joker could pretend to be offended by snot?

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:21 am

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edi ... 897494.stm

Flying Spaghetti Monster · Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:21 am

In the Harry Enfield show, what was the name of Wayne & Waynetta Slob's baby?

Northern Monkey · Post by **Northern Monkey** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:27 am

Esmeralda rings a bell?

Flying Spaghetti Monster · Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:28 am

nope