55 The Emerald Phoenix

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:03 am

Nope, but coincidentally, this chap also likes getting his tadger out on screen.

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:10 am

ron jeremy?

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:33 am

Nope. More mainstream than that.

I sometimes use his name as rhyming slang for an alcoholic beverage

gambogaz1 · Post by **gambogaz1** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:39 am

Tom Cruise ?

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:42 am

will mellor?

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:46 am

Nice guess Gambo

Pish guess UP - what possible booze rhymes with Will Mellor?

The booze in question was beer...

gambogaz1 · Post by **gambogaz1** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:53 am

Will Mellor - Stella!

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:57 am

I thought of that. But I'm pedantic and don't think that Mell-OR rhymes with Stell-A.

And I like lambasting Sue Denim at every opportunity.

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:06 am

och jings. i dinnae ken what you mean.
bloody scots. i bet His Eminence talks like oor wullie

richard gere?

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:22 am

I remember a similar debate with Gran (occasional visitor of this forum) where he tried to use the phrase "Some guy was handed his rogers" ... Rogers being rhyming slang for Roger Waters ... i.e. jotters.

Anyway, Richard Tiffany Gere is correct. Back to Sue.

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:36 am

what are jotters?
i am even more bewildered than usual.

here goes:
what did materazzi say which made zidane see red?

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:44 am

Did Zidane not offer him his shirt after the match cos he was tugging it so much, to which he replied something about his sister being a whorebag or something (can't remember exactly).

The phrase "to be handed your jotters" means to be given your marching orders, similar to "to be handed your cards" as used in the satirical "Dear Bill" letters. Amazingly "handed your jotters" fails to yield even 1 search on Google, so I might have to add it to the urban dictionary.

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:47 am

near enough. that one had slipped under my radar but HE is obviously more alert.

if you are not too busy coining neologisms it is back to versailles

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:19 pm

Thank you sir.

I've been watching re-runs of QI, so I'll just purloin a few questions from them (http://www.tv-links.co.uk is a brilliant site for streaming any old telly shows you might want to see).

Why did the release of the Toyota MR2 cause so much mirth in France?

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:29 pm

did the publicity material include "a moins que"?