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The famous fruit-chat quiz!
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"Ittle toe?
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nope.
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Post by Cardinal Sin »

Willy?

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My real guess is belly-button :)
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yep ,his belly button disappeared into the void when he was stitched after surgery to re-instate his missing penis (the last bit is likely to be untrue) over to the cardinal.
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apologies cardinal i'm chucking another one in.

easy one to get the ball rolling again.
how many pints of water does a ten gallon hat hold?
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None, because it would all leak through? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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i think that it's good that your day job pays you enough to keep you off the comedy circuit matt :wink:

let's just say our hat is fully waterproofed.
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Post by Matt Vinyl »

Heh!!! Well, I made sure I avoided the QI Buzzer-inducing answer of '10 Gallons' and tried the next most likely-suggested answer... ;)
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i read this a few months ago and the answer was unmemorable. i think it was 2 1/2 gallons or something nearish.
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the answer i have is a fair bit less than 20 pints isty.
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Post by Istenem »

that is rubbish. by cowboy reckoning i have a ten gallon tummy.

six pints?
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6 pints is correct and if i worked for weights and measures i would pull the plug on this little scam :lol:
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cheers Lugsy.

world capitals beginning with the letters from Q U I Z please
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afraid not, quebec is a province. and quebec city doesn't count because it is not the national capital.
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