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Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:26 pm

Istenem wrote:that's me

I'll go for the only other darts player I know from that era, Bristow?

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:36 am

Harry wins. over to you

ROSSKEEN · Post by **ROSSKEEN** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:52 am

Big Andy's looking much better these days.

Wonder where the excess skin is. (goes to search ebay).

harry 3 · Post by **harry 3** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:27 pm

That was a complete guess. Anyway for those bored on a Friday afternoon here goes.

Which person, in the news recently was born in Turkey and died in Palestine in his early twenties ?

Northern Monkey · Post by **Northern Monkey** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:59 pm

I think St George was Turkish??

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:14 pm

Correct my friend.

2. Northern monkey 25 up, 9 down

The foundation of English society. The counter part to the Southern Fairy. Draught beer is a popular tipple of the Northern Monkey as opposed to the copious amounts of drugs consumed by the Southern Fairy. Up front and truthful the Northern Monkey has an honest opinion and also has an impecable sense of humour compared to the non-existent sense of humour of the Southern Fairy. e.g. Peter Kay, Vic Reeves, etc.

The Northern Monkey also happens to be very articulate compared to the Southern Fairy using reasonable English words instead of the general expletive used by the Southerner. e.g. C**t, F**k, etc.

The northern monkey is the cornerstone of English society.

Northern Monkey · Post by **Northern Monkey** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:10 pm

harry2 wrote:
2. 25 up, 9 down

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Bit confused by this bit mate but can confirm that i do display the characteristics of a true NM.

Next question: Against which country did the England football team achieve its record win?

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:17 pm

i do hope it's the jocks, that would be a blast.

ROSSKEEN · Post by **ROSSKEEN** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:27 pm

As a proud jock, I'll have to disagree and had a stab at Ireland.

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:47 pm

FAO NM. Just typed Northern Monkey into Google.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

I'll guess at Malta.

Northern Monkey · Post by **Northern Monkey** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:13 pm

The sweaty gets it it was a 13-0 versus Ireland

ROSSKEEN · Post by **ROSSKEEN** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:39 am

Ok I'll go with a recent pub quiz question - got it wrong but kicked myself because the answer is obvious.

What is the UK's most popular / highly sold chocolate bar?

Weyland · Post by **Weyland** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:46 am

QI bong time:

Kit Kat?

ROSSKEEN · Post by **ROSSKEEN** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:44 am

Not at all, Kit Kat gets it.

We were stuck between Mars and Dairy Milk and completely forgot about old faithful.

Weyland · Post by **Weyland** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:00 am

Whoa, and I nearly said Mars as well.

Okay, KitKat may be the #1 seller in the UK, but it's only #2 in the world. What is #1?