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Posted: **Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:58 pm**

winner of grehound derby?

Posted: **Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:11 pm**

nope, he wasn't a dog.

Posted: **Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:01 pm**

Who's the bastard in the black!

He was an FA cup final referee

(is there anyone out there still called Bastard?)

Posted: **Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:17 pm**

yes, His Eminence gets it. he refereed the fa challenge cup final in 1878

Posted: **Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:33 pm**

He also played for England. His close friend and colleague Wilberforce Twat didn't get a cap, though Harry Daft did.

The best thing is his first name is a bit odd but short, so nobody would remember it, and have to refer to him just by his surname.

Posted: **Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:52 am**

Used to be a jockey called Malcolm Bastard. Two dodgy names there.

Posted: **Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:56 am**

Ok, sticking with this theme, which series of numberplates have been banned in Edinburgh, in case anyone finds them offensive?

Posted: **Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:00 am**

J1NGS

i seem to recall a three letter word with I in the middle which is slang for willy. can't remember what though.

Posted: **Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:04 am**

Can't remember the exact reg number but it was meant to look like 'snot'

SN07 ?

Posted: **Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:11 am**

FSM gets it with that highly controversial and insulting word ... snot.

Over to you

Posted: **Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:13 am**

what sort of lily-livered joker could pretend to be offended by snot?

Posted: **Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:21 am**

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edi ... 897494.stm

Posted: **Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:21 am**

In the Harry Enfield show, what was the name of Wayne & Waynetta Slob's baby?

Posted: **Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:27 am**

Esmeralda rings a bell?

Posted: **Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:28 am**

nope

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