Fruit Machine Chat

Not sure if this has been posted but this is a new release about 2 months ago by Bell fruit i think. It has a Dond feature pretty similar to Monopoly. Don't plan to play it and not sure if it has pasted test yet.

Straight clone of monopoly including all the red features being shitter than CYBTB. I posted a pic a few months back when it was on test.

Oh how fantastic i saw one of these today

Usual pap

Seen quite a few on my travels, i'm assuming it has passed test?
Not played it though, doesn't appeal to me this dond based bfm shit

ahh italian blow jobs.......that takes me back.....

quite simply an insult to the name of some of yesteryears finest machines .
how very dare they use the name of legends on such shit?

There must be an emptier. Or good method.

stop fishing for lucky JG...get yer own god damn pipe and slippers MATEY!!

I got the stop fishing bit of that and then it all went a bit unusual.

Anyway "He might as well have turned up with his fishing rod" said someone angrily.

Unabashed, he stated things as they stood once again.



1) If a machine at times plays irrationally badly, you are probably playing it wrong.

2) This machine appears to play irrationally badly, as a pose to an emptied unchipped Power 5, which would play rationally badly.

3) Therefore there must be an emptier, or superior playing method to the half arsed, inadequate, sexually immature techniques I am applying to this machine at the moment.

well quoted george m8, im flattered :P