Fruit Machine Chat

Hey just a few quick things:

U can still learn the boxes. this might be obvious to some people but my mate reckoned u couldn't as the values changed but u can. I know the MS box in my local.

Also "message from the banker" is some I never ever take on any other DOND as it constantly tells me that cash or bust will be something crap.

but on this it's actually been ok. Most of the time it tells u the next number which can be quite useful but the best bit is for the first time it can actually tell u that cash or bust will be a high amount.

It said cash or bust would be £20 and I thought i'd seen it wrong but no - £20. And it's happened a few times since.

Nice.

Loads of DOND message from the bankers can be decent.
Hot property likes to tell you you property is from the top level.

The values changing has got nothing to do with reading the box as the box doesn't spin until you've pressed the play DOND button.

Also you can press your message when you land on a ? and it'll sometimes tell you what the ? is going to give.
C or B likes to give red mist on this which has always been a tenner so far.

I never had good messages which is why i stopped taking it. Maybe it's just me.

But crazy chair overall isn't that bad for a DOND.

My favourite is still 4 reeler though. That big box nudges in for fun.

Also yesterday it was the £25 box which repeated!

Played one yesterday and off just a tenner i got a £33 deal and then a COB win stepper for £26

Then on a WOW i had a JP from COB with a £17 deal

And a Jiggy Bank £35 in my box followed by a £25 COB

Of course people dont play these but i think its worth it from time to time
Although i only play 2 or 3 boards tbh

I won't go in anywhere but you can't help having a go if theres 1 in there.
Had a nice little streak off a WOW on saturday.
A case of having to walk past it on the way to the loo.
4 boards in total.
1st board message from the banker C or B will be Win steppa
2nd board Exactly the same
3rd board C or B gave £20
4th board dead so £67 from about £30, Glad I needed a piss

your missing the fact that most boards will cost you upwards of £8 and normally offer max of £5 if your very very very lucky.

you pay £10 for a board and half thr profit if not all is gone form lets say a cluedo?! stick to playables

Crazy chair isnt that bad. From the few times ive played landing on the crazy chair and changing the values doesnt really give you much higher offers when on the feature, had all one side £20 £35 still the offers were around the 10 spot and slowly but surely my red side dwindled down much quicker than the blue! Had win stepper from COB twice aswell as £20 twice. Just another DOND, dont like it that your sort of forced to play the 50p stakes as the 30p is just far to poor to bother with. I like the fact that when the boxes light up red on a spin that it will eventually end up a board, easy to see when watching a munter who gives up. Collect on a ? mark = good, no one bothers to try the force anyways. Shame the feature cant be collected on the ? but that would just be asking for too much.

I agree that this is one of the better 'non-emptiable' DONDs. Although, be careful if you go on the force, as it can block near the top of the stacks for quite a while.

Frequent red boxes on the matrix though, and getting onto the board often with red boxes is a very good sign.

Again, as with WOW, maximise the stacks with the use of Boost and Multi Add.

Annoyingly, 'Taxi' will NOT go to the spin square!

If you do get an MS, afterplay can be very good, with £8+ stacks and good COBs for a good few boards after.

I played this for the first time today, and hammered away at the 'Crazy Chair' square for a while before taking DOND with £35 in every red box and in two of the blue boxes, £20 in the one above it, leaving 4 or 5 blues ranging from £1 to £10.

Great, thought the machine - and it proceeded to remove MS and all the £35s and leave me with £1 and £4. No deal! It gives me £4 and annoyingly repeats twice.

So many elements of this machine are too predictable - you can almost be sure of the number it will spin next as you move around the board. And when you've got the matrix ARB1 ... will it give the final box by landing on Spin? Will it give the final box by letting you move back 3 from your bonus that you've carefully saved? Will it boost it in? Will it do it via Multi Add? Of course it bloody well won't!

Nixxy wrote:DOND with £35 in every red box and in two of the blue boxes, £20 in the one above it, leaving 4 or 5 blues ranging from £1 to £10.

Great, thought the machine - and it proceeded to remove MS and all the £35s and leave me with £1 and £4. No deal! It gives me £4 and annoyingly repeats twice.!

This is so annoying. The only difference it makes increasing all your values like you did nixxy is the first offer will be slightly higher. It is still in full control of the feature regardless of the values shown. It is just a gimmick really to trick joe bloggs into thinking they have more of a chance of getting a higher win.

Nixxy wrote: will it give the final box by landing on Spin? Will it give the final box by letting you move back 3 from your bonus that you've carefully saved? Will it boost it in? Will it do it via Multi Add? Of course it bloody well won't!

£20 off, £5 for a board which after a few boosts and multi adds i had £10 red cash - £12 normal - red mist which is about 3 feature from top and 2 features below it red - DOND open all red side £35 - streak and COB will be £15. Happy days time to go for the top!! Surely should only cost about £20!! cut a long story short frequent boards of the same type and it didnt give in till i was over a ton down! a ton WTF! first red MS flat, second red MS £50 not wanting to get involved trying for another i COB it for £20 and then took a £23 offer which had £15 in the box. Good job my food come on a sizzling plate or it would of got cold. I was not expecting that at all!

Showing all the signs of a quick MS and being £20 off from full!

£115 in - £130 out. Disgracefull!

Ok £15 profit! but could of had that with my first board and been hassle free! had to go the bank twice which charged me £1.50 each time what a joke that is.

On top of that my local has changed its WOW which i personally liked! for a f**kin jiggy bank! brought back nightmares of that piece of shit 'im a celeb'.

still got a MS from the feature had 35 and MS left which went for £40 put about £20 init.

And changed a CC for a R2R.

Thing with these and all DONDs is you don't really know exactly how ready they are. Phone boards love to red boost and build high stacks, doesn't mean they're nearly there though. It can go dead for ages after too which is annoying.

These are popping up like, well, a bunch of men in a brothel, around here!
Seen 6 in regular haunts over the last two days.

I still stand by the fact that the only 'real' sign of your position within the progression, is the frequency of red boxes offered on the matrix.

Board cost is still a bugbear though... :0(