Fruit Machine Chat

Anybody bin in a funnier situation than this......
Went on Piggy Bank got nr, released buttons.....
STUCK!
got me m8 2 nip toilet, cup his hands in water 2 release
funny thing was..... didnt bring enuff water on 1st visit,
so sent him 4 more
ops:

Martal~Wombat wrote:Anybody bin in a funnier situation than this......
Went on Piggy Bank got nr, released buttons.....
STUCK!
got me m8 2 nip toilet, cup his hands in water 2 release
funny thing was..... didnt bring enuff water on 1st visit,
so sent him 4 more
ops:

1/2 pint of soda water from bar, its free... and the buttons are shielded inside the mech.....

little trick i use when i know the barstaff: ask for the spray bottle they use for the tables and a cloth/blue roll, just spray it over the button(s) and press a load of times with the cloth. Passed this trick on to loads of bar staff - saves them turning the machine off cos they dont know any different.

Ahh u've just reminded of something hilarious. You won't believe this.

Was on DOND four reeler. Middle button stuck. So poured a bit of my beer on it to unstick it. Also poured a bit on the left reel.

Anyway next board was go all the way. Went for the quite usual £43.

And just as i'm getting one more board to see if it fancies 2 in a row my mate from the bar comes over.

"Ah it's you"

I'm like "Eh? What's up..?"

He goes "some guy has complained that you are cheating by pouring beer on the machine then getting jackpot"

What?! I didn't know what to say!! He wouldn't tell me who it was but i fancied going up to him and sayin "yeah mate I just walk round all day throwing beer all over machines and dropping them!"

I think I've heard it all know.

Another belter was when I got barred from one pub. I asked why and he said that I always put my hand under where the coins drop.

And what?! My hand is there to catch f**king coins!!!!