Message to Mr Bellfruit...

[Stopnstep]

... could you please, please, please put us all out of our misery and stop making these dreadful DOND machines.

Played Walk of Wealth yesterday for the first time, omg what a pile of wan*. Cue the streakypoos style rant...

Played on 50p play, this makes all numbers in view add to the trail. It is so blatant that it is stopping these numbers coming in, the amount of times I got onto pos 7 or 8 only to suffer massive pauses when I press the start button where it is clearly trying not to spin any numbers in is shocking!

Firstly, it cost £21 before I got my first fruit win, did have features but only from trail completions. So which do you hold for, numbers or fruit wins? I normally hold for fruits and don't really pay much attention to numbers but as this spends so much time rolling numbers off it seems to affect the fruit wins too.

Secondly, what the hell is that crappy DOND bonus thing, what a waste of time. It is a competition for how many mirrored reels you can get on one machine?

Thirdly, why do you proceed to go spin to ?, spin to ?, spin to ?, it does get rather boring after a while.

After all this I ended up putting £70 in and getting £60 back which was not too bad but just bloody boring. Don't think i'll be playing any of these again as I am bored of seeing Noel bloody Edmonds in every pub I go into!

Sorry for the rant but had to get it off my chest. :x

[jeffvickers]

Director of Games Design

[machine doctor]

Hi All,
Thought this might help explain why so many Noel Edmonds about and no let up in how many versions of DOND Bell Fruit can manufacture.Just consider,Is the bottom of the barrel now well scraped.How many versions could you get from GOLDEN BALLS?.

[Matt Vinyl]

LOL, hope we are not going to see old J Carrot in every pub we go in shortly...

Steal, or No Steal!?

[Drpepper]

It's nice to see global making a comeback of sorts , but also sad to see hardly anything from the barcrest group.

[jeffvickers]

Global are not making a comeback - They are part of Games Media.

[PMK]

That chart just about sums it up at the moment!!

I'm always happy to give DOND's a quick board, but unlike BFM's of the past that board can cost a score and block at £2!!!

Those terrible new globals/media are even worse.

Try for a board.....£10 in.

1 cash shot - £1. Spin - 1 feature shot - Rock/Boulder - spin - 2 cash shots - £2 & Rock/Boulder - spin - question mark/game over=death.
Thank you very much.

Even if you get on the warped board 90% of the time it spins you out second spin!!

You might get the odd £5 shot every £50 of recycled play, but unless you chase these which can cost £250+ you ain't gonna see a top feature or pot.
Unless you get the miracle random flash.

Whoever playtested this shite and passed it wants a serious beating.

I swear to you, Noel Edmunds has ruined the pub scene in many areas.

90% of the time you go into a pub to check whats in there it will either be a DOND variation or a global/games media.

Damn it, these owe me a living right???!!!

If anyone ever gets hold of an empty for these pieces of shite it will be worth at least £100k.

Simply because they are EVERYWHERE!!!!!

AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Edmunds?????? You W**KER!!!!!!! Media/Global???? You lot are C**TS!!!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO MORE OF THIS SHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WANT A £4 board without it costing £30 F**KING SHEETS!!!!!!!!!

THATS IT I'VE GONE IN SANE. i AM GONNA SUPERGLUE EVERY F**KING dond(EXCEPT HI-LO ONES ) AND EVERY GLO-SHITE STARTING FROM TONIGHT.

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

HELLO?...................THANK YOU...........AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

RANT OVER.

PMK

[superfeature]

ill second that one pmk.

these mcs and there ways of taking and paying money just dont add up.... one cost me £170 for a top when it was backing and offered me a £31 cashpot from the off!? the top went £35 and then dead, so my way of thinkin that extra £4 cost me about £165!?

now that just dont add up

thinking about it these are pure daylight robbery..... so therefor.......






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I T S S U P E R G L U E T I M E!!!!!!!!!!!!!




now i have that on my chest, wat brand would u guys recommend?

Loctite
areldite
fanny by the gas lite!!!

[jb13]

They have done another one called the Hall Of Shame I mean Fame

[Drpepper]

Ahh cheers Jeff, thought it was too much to ask to see an old skool company make a comeback , saying that even though they're part of barcrest now i'd love to see impulse machines around.

[jeffvickers]

The problem is...Munters just love to keep them "Cashboxes healthy".


Someone somewhere take these bastards to court. They SIMPLY CANNOT reach their 70-80% target payouts.

[jeffvickers]

Philosophy:

The philosophy of Games Media is one of ‘collaboration’. Through key strategic partnerships and an ‘open door’ approach to developing relationships across the spectrum of the supply chain, Games Media continues to deliver quality products and services.

[Stopnstep]

Philosophy:

The philosophy of Games Media is one of ‘collaboration’. Through key strategic partnerships and an ‘open door’ approach to developing relationships across the spectrum of the supply chain, Games Media continues to deliver quality products and services.

What a load of tosh!

[TheMission]

The problem is...Munters just love to keep them "Cashboxes healthy".


Someone somewhere take these bastards to court. They SIMPLY CANNOT reach their 70-80% target payouts.

Is there no limit to the amount of shite you are full of?

[jeffvickers]

I am invoking healthy debate and keeping people informed.