Fruit Machine Chat

New to board this board,

I've been playing fruit machines for far to long and keep doing £££ on them, my local has a Happy Camper in it, its near on impossiable to get a JP out of it in fact i only seen it once in about 3 months and i play it neally every day...

I know there are ways of getting it to drop £60/70 as i watch'd someone do it, having spoke to the chap he declared that he was a pro machine player he offered to give me some tips but due to the vast amounts of lager consumed it never happened and if he had i wouldn't have remember'd.

I know that the maker in question has a very specfic way of setting these machines up i aslo know that some of you chaps have the skills needed to beat these fuckers!

I have tried searching this site but 100'S of post come back.

Can anyone offer me some advice i how to rinse these fuckers...

Ps i don't work in gaming industry.

Thanks for any help offered...

Don't touch it, if you really do want to, search and find out everything. There are setups, rips, tricks, and all the rest. If you don't know there then its impossible to win. The machine you are on about is amazing

crosbyrules wrote:The machine you are on about is amazing

i'll say.

Yeah i gathered that by the way this chap played it, like i say i'm no new comer to fruties but this chap has put me off playing the fucker, it was pretty impressive to say the least!

I'll try searching again...

Now, take it easy before saying these machines are 'amazing'...

For a newcomer, a 'crest would probably be the best machine to learn on. Plenty of good features that are JP capable, good, easy to learn signs, and you shouldn't end up doing yer pocket money...

A lot of people say Extreme's are the best things going, and that's fair enough for them. These people know how to cream the cash (like the pro player you saw MSB).If you don't know the setups / nudge possibilities / bonus 'snags' then they are the worst machines out there. No features are worth any serious value, and forcing out the top can be 'extremely' (heh-heh) costly.

Make your own mind up, but this board is about opinions, and that's my opinion!

Let us know how ya get on!

The machine i play does some really crappy things like:

When the boards starts, your on the happy camper symbol, if its a 2 and you gamble higher it always goes to 1.

If you get a extra life it neally always sends you to the lose sq, next spin is a ?, it kills you again.

I've never seen it give happy camper.

all in all its lame as arse's

I've search the site again but can't find anything you talk about , can anyone link me.

You lot talk like the machine is always buzzing. I have one in my pub and it gets played to death by people knowing how to play it. Do you lot not have ANY other players near you?

None here!

Both happy campers i've got are never dead. There's also now a new DNN which keys tucked away in a player free zone. Better to have 3 ready extremes than 10 dead ones i reckon.

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Let us know how ya get on! ]

Just pumped 15 in, even after reading this http://www.fruitchat.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=5523

and the tips weren't working :> i'm either to old or stupid to get it right, i know these ^^ work as i seen someone do it.

Arse!

You just need to keep trying them, i an live off extremes thats how good you can rips them. But they need to be half ready if someone has had IM you aint got much chance. i have never had an IM on these m/c but had a couple of £50 and alot of £30. just need to get used to the signs.

You will learn how the board will play with what reels it give you at the start. Also on a bonus if your on a 1 or 12 it is more likly to give you a good bonus like selector. little things like that go along way profit wise.

The topic you have listed above metalspacebat if you scroll down too toothless's post you will find everything you need.

take this info and have a tinker with your campers and you will soon learn the different set ups.

takes a little while too get your head round but once you have you should have some good times on this machine. defo one off my faves :P

I actually think I live in the most player populated place in the world. I was down the city today, on a bloody Tuesday, not gambling, I saw players absoloutly everywhere!! So annoying, on a sunday or monday its funny, so so so so many players.

no players in the city 6 or 7 years ago. beautiful old stuff in the past :P