Fruit Machine Chat

I'm a skill roulette in a snooker hall and yesterday I came across an Adesbee. I'm not sure how many numbers you can play with, but he had two eyes, a nose, two ears and a mouth. How much float does he carry with him? And how long can I keep eating his money until he gets moody and walks?

JG wrote:I'm a skill roulette in a snooker hall and yesterday I came across an Adesbee.

Quality. That made me chuckle.

ROFLsaurus rex!

JG wrote:I'm a skill roulette in a snooker hall and yesterday I came across an Adesbee. I'm not sure how many numbers you can play with, but he had two eyes, a nose, two ears and a mouth. How much float does he carry with him? And how long can I keep eating his money until he gets moody and walks?

jG why dont you come meet an ADESBEE and he will maybe smash your face in.. fuckin idiot!!. who makes these idiots mods. knob!. but easy, given not face to face eh cunt.

Might want to give this a read...

It was only a joke re: the amount of snooker hall + roulette related threads that had been posted...

ADESBEE wrote:

JG wrote:I'm a skill roulette in a snooker hall and yesterday I came across an Adesbee. I'm not sure how many numbers you can play with, but he had two eyes, a nose, two ears and a mouth. How much float does he carry with him? And how long can I keep eating his money until he gets moody and walks?

jG why dont you come meet an ADESBEE and he will maybe smash your face in.. fuckin idiot!!. who makes these idiots mods. knob!. but easy, given not face to face eh cunt.

You're not 6'8?

Bloopety! Bleepity! Bloppity! It was only an off the wall remark, you were meant to find it amusing, not get the hump about it.
Apologies if it was offensive, it wasn't meant to be, unlike calling someone a c*nt for example. However I've filed it with my complaints department who are investigating the matter.

I'm sure it's you who's from Stratford isn't it? Is that Stratford in London, or Stratford Upon Avon in Warwickshire?

If you've got a few gems hidden in the latter, than I'll have a look at this skill roulette, but chances are Tommo from Redditch or The Alcester Anihilator has their eye(s) on it, to be honest I rarely get over to either Stratford.

Ah my complaints department have just got back to me. They're an independent body of analysysysts who work in co-operation with the PR people on Channel JG. It seems my posting was tantamount to goading on a level of 0.87 Quizmasters, a fairly high level of goadment, especially if you don't like Pub Quizzes.
So once again apologies if it seemed I was taking the piss, it wasn't meant to be that way.

Cheers,

JG

[quote="&quot"]Might want to give this a read...

Brilliant i'm bagging that for future use