JG wrote:Yeah, how could you evade detection on that full game?
Saunter in. Try £4.20 in Party Time playing slowly and munter like.
Try the £5 Reel Good Time and take that red cash multiplier, but play it really slow and hit *2 multiplier and look upset.
Then play the £35 wiyb which'll be on 10p, so just put £1 in and play slowly. It's there and you get DOND. Take DOND. It's 10 in the box. You get a deal of £9.24 which you take as the other box is lower. No repeat.
"Fuck off! You're barred!"
Oh sorry mate, that plan didn't work either. Still made you a few quid.
Right let's try again. Dress up as a statue. Work on the principle that if you don't move, or appear to move, they won't notice you.
Actually hold on. No. Wait. Wasps, view humans as tower blocks. To a wasp we're too slow and lumbering to be recognised as 'prey' or 'edible' and we're not pappy/woody enough to be viewed as 'nest material'. NO THis plan won't work, that place isn't run by wasps. What am I on about, I bet wasps have 2453 eyes as well, or two eyes but with that many retinal surfaces. Or something.
Ok, try this disguise. Old man. White beard, wig, glasses, stick, coat, hunch.
That's it, limp over to the games...keep limping.....keep limping.....
Ok, did you get that special type of purse that opens out so the coins slide out into view? That sort of purse? Great, pop a coin into that game there, number two it's full.
Cheeeee.........onk..........DOOOSH! Oooh nice and full down the bottom.
Right you've got O X X.......a hold, hold the Xs..........yeah hold 'em.......
"Fuck off you're barred!"
"eh?"
"YOU 'EARD, you're BARRED! I'm not telling you again...now gerrrOUT!"
How did they know?
"How did you know?"
"NO ONE CARRIES POUND COINS IN A PURSE LIKE THAT. YOU'RE A PLAYER DRESSED AS AN OLD MAN."
Wowser. Too on top. Any plans? That game is full.
Great read..
