SHOCK NEWS:
I played this heap of junk and actually won a bit.
After £16 in at 50p/spin, a 4 and 3 on the reels held to give me a high exchange. First cash shot gave £25, carried on and got the red BTQ instead.
Same style of streak as JJ and JTRAR, except it gave the first £25 entirely in cherry wins. Then span in JP-WILD-JP, followed by JP-WILD-JP again.
Unfortunately £59 profit only goes part of the way to repairing the damage this machine did to me over the course of the last fortnight!