New DOND. When you put your cash in you have to enter a mobile number via a keypad on the machine. The machine is set at 95%. When you get the feature board instead of deal or no deal, the fruit machine texts you a "deal" instead of displaying it on the machine. You either accept deal or carry on. You just pay 5p or so for the text. Might pay for some programmmers to "COME UP WITH A NEW BLOODY IDEA" for a change.
steven wrote:you could also carry a little battery-operated noel character in your pocket with a button on the back and when pressed, says 'I'm a sex toy'
i think they ought to attach a punchball machine to every deal or no deal... so everytime it wipes out ms jp £20 etc it comes down , you whack it and it shows a pic of noel bleeding heavy... couldnt give a fuck if i lost it would definately make me feel better.
i think thats a winner ... im patenting it !!!! deal or no deal kick fuck out of noel ! will be more popular than dond dreamfactory etc surely ?
A small pipe pointing downwards fitted through the centre of the bottom cabinet door, and if you get the 1p box, noel pisses on your shoes, you could even have a picture of noel on the bottom door with pipe pertruding at the right place