Fruit Machine Chat

depending on how the eurovision goes, the top woman is a choice of sweden (33, was 60), cyprus (250(NQ yet)) and malta (33). i missed the 60-1 but i can see sweden doing well. then again the fat bird who sings a wet ballad for malta is fat so the only audience apart from gay men will go for her because she looks a bit like the mirror.

otherwise the bookies have decided that a pretty icelander (20-1) might do quite well, but given the preponderance of decent scandinavian entries i doubt it very much.

the gaylord pretty boys of norway and greece will be first and second but there is no value at 7/2 in a 25 horse race. a place bet at decent odds is the only good bet. and if anyone is blindly patriotic, don't bother, europe is racist and we have a brown singer.

best advice is to keep your tenner in the sky-rocket but i thought i'd branch out into irresponsible tipstering.

I'm surprised you didn't tip some Latvian with a load of K's, Z's and Q's in their name so you could chunter on about your Word Up fetish some more.

QuizMaster wrote:I'm surprised you didn't tip some Latvian with a load of K's, Z's and Q's in their name so you could chunter on about your Word Up fetish some more.

there is no Q in Latvian. but my mistake: put all your money on some latvian, in fact remortgage. but don't go to a bookie, honest Istenem will offer any odds you want on that.

quizmaster, you must lose so much on footy bets!

the fat bird who sings a wet ballad for malta is fat so the only audience apart from gay men will go for her because she looks a bit like the mirror.

I once made £400 trading on the Christmas number One on Betfair. The year when the Darkness were touched off by Mad World.

In Malta 95% of the population watch Eurovision. That (fat) bird has come close twice before and there will be a weeks celebrating if they win.

Istenem wrote:depending on how the eurovision goes, the top woman is a choice of sweden (33, was 60), cyprus (250(NQ yet)) and malta (33). i missed the 60-1 but i can see sweden doing well. then again the fat bird who sings a wet ballad for malta is fat so the only audience apart from gay men will go for her because she looks a bit like the mirror.

otherwise the bookies have decided that a pretty icelander (20-1) might do quite well, but given the preponderance of decent scandinavian entries i doubt it very much.

the gaylord pretty boys of norway and greece will be first and second but there is no value at 7/2 in orwaya 25 horse race. a place bet at decent odds is the only good bet. and if anyone is blindly patriotic, don't bother, europe is racist and we have a brown singer.

best advice is to keep your tenner in the sky-rocket but i thought i'd branch out into irresponsible tipstering.

No 7/2 around anywhere...

Only 6/4

Forget 5% a year interest. Get 5% in a day laying the UK at 20.0 on Betfair. There is ZERO chance of the UK winning. Everybody hates us except maybe Ireland and Malta.

lol, when they do love us your balance is fooked matey haha

It's all changed on how the voting takes place now, but yeah we have no chance of winning it.

the UK will be like west ham united: okay but generally hated, finishing with some points but very little dignity. the star player (ALW on the piano: it is hardly a secret) will swing it for low points from everyone.

norway will still win, despite a shit semi performance. greece will still come second; third is up for grabs. for what it's worth i still like sweden or cyprus for 3rd.

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