Fruit Machine Chat

These are taking the horse racing world by storm. Basically it's a supplement that really promotes healthy joints in horses.
I wonder if any horse racing afficianados have heard any feedback based on use of these Cortaflex capsules?
The blurb states that they have received nothing but positive feedback, but I, I err really err wanted to hear it from the horse's mouth.

horses rule, humans suck

True, humans are the most aggressive variant of Homo Erectus (Homo Sapiens). Consequently, we're all a bunch of *^%&^%ers. However, without humans there would be no horses.

The horse was invented in 1982 by Sir Clive Sinclair. Prototype horses were very clunky in nature and the electronics were crude. Nowadays horses come in many varieties, Shire, Piebald, Racing and Police. All modern day horses have bluetooth(TM) fitted to enable wireless tweaking. Also grotbags and satnav come as standard.
The top speed of the average family horse is about 120 mph.

Always carry a puncture repair kit, incase the saddle blows out. A jockey can be used to jack up the horse.

it's a good job you don't contribute to wiki(or do you )

sir clives early creations were indeed clunky ,but with his invention of "QL the wonder horse" in 1984 the equine brand could be truely recognised as a world beater,gone was the membrane keypad,sheer folly to use at speeds of canter to full gallop.

the world speed record for a horse was set on the 31st april( )1995
it still stands today at 689.0034 mils an hour(a little over mach 1 ) ,it is held by Sonic the Hedgehorse and was performed in the slipstream of japans famous bullet train:FACT

nowadays horses are fitted with tubular saddlery to prevent blowouts ,and a limited slip differential to improve cornering.

[quote="&quot"]it's a good job you don't contribute to wiki(or do you ). :quote]

Contribute? I wrote the damn thing! However you raise some good points there, so any Wiki talent scounts may soon contact you to allow you to come on board and perform editorial duties and make us some tea and beer.

my tea is o.k but as for me making beer,i will need to swat up a bit,can't see it being that tricky really ,my grandad used to brew up some awesome stuff ,tasted ridiculous but could put a barbarian on p.c.p to sleep,or indeed nobble a gee gee.