Dear fellow gamblers,
I would like to sincerely apologise for repeatedly tipping a horse with great authority which has done FUCK ALL but LOSE and is officially my SHITHOUSE OF THE YEAR... this horse is called BACKSTAGE.
This CUNT of a horse ran like a pig in the Grand National finishing 10th but completely disgraced himself today being tailed of throughout the Irish National and being pulled up.
Although he hasn't cost me fortunes (thankfully I am not so stupid that I put big money on horse races with 28/40 horses in the field). It was therefore even more wrong of me to tip him so strongly.
In my defence, I was equally bullish about Hedgehunter in 2005 and he won easily.
My horses which I'll repeatedly back on the flat this year are:
CAPE BLANCO
WOOTON BASSETT (out of the 2000 guineas)
WHITE MOONSTONE (out of the 1000 guineas)
GOLDIKOVA
CANFORD CLIFFS
and one UTTER SHITHOUSE who owes me a cool million...
LOWDOWN.
I will back these horses regardless of who they run against (I hope Goldikova won't face Canford Cliffs because that'll be really hard).
How the fuck did I miss a horse called AQUARIAN SPIRIT today? Cunt I am.
AN APOLOGY
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Master of Games
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AN APOLOGY
To talk much and arrive nowhere is the same as climbing a tree to catch a fish.
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