Fruit Machine Chat

FINAL TABLE
1st Jaffacat 111
2nd Marcossvon 109
3rd Gambogaz 98
4th Mr Lugsy 96
5th Matilda 93
6th Harry2 91
7th Master of Games 86
8th Rook 81
9th Northern Monkey 76
9th Banditbreaker 76
11th 999329573 73
12th Mr Tipster 59
13th Maverick 40
14th Rob Pots 10
15th Explayer 7

*** If you were lazy enough to bet every favourite you would have got 125 points and won***

I feel gutted for Marcossvon... so much ground made up but just failed! Harry needs to make sure all the scores are right! I fancied Oiseau De Nuit, 40/1 a ridiculous price - it was 8/1 in the exact same race last season but pulled up!!! Provisionally, Jaffacat is the champion - he was so far in front... just hung on. I must admit, I do love a storming finish and I was hoping Leo's Lucky Star would get 2nd... how did I miss the 2nd horse Askthemaster??????????

Sam Winner 4th mate

Cheers MOG - Think the punters are going to do well today.

What's happened to Northern Monkey?????????????

My placepot's gone, fucking Dirar was too far back!!!

By the way Harry, is my bet on? When Imperial Commander wins I'm surely in the place money

Check this out... we all KNOW Dirar should have placed...fucking Carberry CUNT!







Selection Selection Details Result


1

Cheltenham
2M 1F JUVENILE HURDL
Pool Betting
2011-03-18 13:30:00
Zarkandar
Win

Unaccompanied Place

Local Hero Lose

2

Cheltenham
2M 1F HANDICAP HURDL
Pool Betting
2011-03-18 14:05:00
Soldatino
Lose

Dirar Lose

Alarazi Lose

3

Cheltenham
3M NOVICE HURDLE (GR
Pool Betting
2011-03-18 14:40:00
Bobs Worth
Pending

Kilcrea Kim Pending

Court In Motion Pending

Moonlight Drive Pending

4

Cheltenham
3M 2F CHASE (GRADE 1
Pool Betting
2011-03-18 15:20:00
Imperial Comman'
Pending

Midnight Chase Pending

5

Cheltenham
3M 2F HUNTER CHASE (
Pool Betting
2011-03-18 16:00:00
Baby Run
Pending

Dante's Storm Pending

Just Amazing Pending

6

Cheltenham
2M 4F CONDITIONAL HA
Pool Betting
2011-03-18 16:40:00
King Of The Nig'
Pending

Qaspal Pending

Sir Des Champs Pending

Shoegazer Pending



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Bet Placed At 18/03/2011

Bet Type Placepot

Stake Per Line £0.10

Number Of Lines 864

Total Stake Paid £86.40

Total Tax @0% (Stake) £0.00


There goes £86.40! CUNT CARBERRY!!!! CUNT!!!!!

By the way Harry, is my bet on? When Imperial Commander wins I'm surely in the place money


I have'nt got enough points to pay you, I gave you 70000 the other day !

I dont get it! HOW did u give me 70000???? I have no record of this!!!!

Er. I clicked on donate beneath your avatar.

There you go harry! I want interest on that too!!!!

I've given you almost 50000 now Harry, I didn't realise points had been donated to me by you and gambogaz - where is my original 170000 then?????????

That's blown the placepot dividend up !!

The only 2 who can win it, Jaffacat and Marcossvon are both on 20/1 shots! Even 2nd and nowhere would win it for Marcossvon, we could still have a tie if its 2nd and 4th! Surely its not gonna be an anticlimax with both nowhere!? Surely!!!

Thanks for the live scoring MOG, Well done Jaffa. Next comp will be Aintree Grand National Weekend.

Ooh the tension!! Congrats jaffacat.

I had a 40p flag bet on

Zarkander 11/2
Long run 4/1
Baby run 11/4
Sir des champs 9/2

returned £140.20

my 5p super Heinz on my predictions today
returned £174.04

Overall....happy days!!

Thanks harry and mog.

edit

I loved seeing that, I thought maybe I'd do it! I lost it on the 2nd day, 1 bloody point! If I could have just got a decent score that day, I'd have been right up there. Mr Tipster has made stupid money at this festival and I don't think anyone can doubt that looking at the last 2 days worth of results.