Fruit Machine Chat

NEVER EVER AGAIN.

You have to be foren to win on this one im afraid

I've played this twice, the first time I bailed £600 down with no feature.

Today £1.5k no feature. Highest win gambled to £160 before it auto collected.

Joke.

I defy anyone to claim they've cycled £2.1k thru ANY machine at £1 a go without a single feature.

Altho at £500 in I changed to mega spins, which as far as I can see does fuck all.

There is also no %age stated on this game on the main screen.

I gambled everything. The £160 auto collected cos I won 5 gambles in a row. The max it allows you.

Jeeez.

Harsh, very harsh.

Ouch

Not having a go but Why even play this shite in the first place??

Boredom. Those mega spins are a rip off. £100 will last you about two minutes with a £40 feature thrown in now and again. How these "meet" percentage is beyond me.

gmckee03 wrote:Not having a go but Why even play this shite in the first place??

You are having a go? It's his decision what he does with his time/money. I love nothing better than forcing a Footy Fruits for the final round.

harry2 wrote:Boredom. Those mega spins are a rip off. £100 will last you about two minutes with a £40 feature thrown in now and again. How these "meet" percentage is beyond me.

How could you lose? With them set on an amazing 95% or 94%? Maybe they save up for 9 jackpots in a row randomly.

harry2 wrote:Boredom. Those mega spins are a rip off. £100 will last you about two minutes with a £40 feature thrown in now and again. How these "meet" percentage is beyond me.

Feature? What does it actually do? More than £40 I hope!!

Playwithrobert - Thai flowers is not on 94-95%. Even with ur amazing luck, you'd brain out big time. But you'd probably make it back forcing out the reel king potty!!

Gcmkee bloke - You and most others will find out why I was I was in corals several months down the line. I'll be back there today too with plenty more chicken feed, which I made by playing sensibly on everybody elses playables to get that feature damn it!!!! I just hope Tony from Oxford hasn't despatched a team.

I better take 3k just to be on the safe side.

PMK wrote:I've played this twice, the first time I bailed £600 down with no feature.

Today £1.5k no feature. Highest win gambled to £160 before it auto collected.

Joke.

I defy anyone to claim they've cycled £2.1k thru ANY machine at £1 a go without a single feature.

Altho at £500 in I changed to mega spins, which as far as I can see does fuck all.

There is also no %age stated on this game on the main screen.

I gambled everything. The £160 auto collected cos I won 5 gambles in a row. The max it allows you.

Maybe it was a Scouse machine and decided to rob you of your money.....you know, 'cause you can't stand the c*nts!!! :P :P :P

It never had your trainers too, did it?

9621 new posts since I last logged on.

HRK is dead?

But this post caught my eye.

PMK ur a fucking idiot, u make all that money and then spunk it on a shitty B3 with no %age requirements?

After everything I told u. Don't give back what u take. Especially from the bookies.

I see playwithrob is mouthing off about the double dond that I told you about in confidence. Wait till I see you, consider urself out of the loop. I told u that rob is a scouser and can't be trusted.

Now where is my punnet of strawberries? Get me fuckin 2. There is a lot I need to sort out.

BFK - Box Fresh Kesh
Using Tony From Oxfords resources to track down PMK.

Welcome back

Just cause I'm a scouse twat and I shit on the floor and piss in the bath doesn't make me a bad person right?


Great. Just great. Now Joe public knows about the limitless forcing capabilities of a RKGP. This Fruit Chat is just getting more and more like Jackpotty these days.

What the fuck is going on here?

I've just come back from Spain this afternoon.

Security breach security breach!!!

Set up a 30 mile parameter. FC has been compromised.

It's tony from Oxford. He's taking over the world.