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Where's the toilet?
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 8:26 pm
by paragoon
Sick of people asking me this while I'm playing ffs. Why should I know? Anyone else have this problem?
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:42 pm
by dog section
better than asking the location of the glory hole,like i was asked once!!!
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:17 pm
by David Healy
I was in a Walmart in America a few years ago and asked one of the staff "Where are the toilets?"
They replied "I'm sorry, but we don't sell toilets here".
Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 2:25 am
by JG
Washrooms if you please!
Errr can't say I have this problem, perhaps the general public think that fruit machine players are too stupid to know where the toilets are located.
Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:06 am
by Lilly Satou
Normally they are located right next to the quizzer, which leads to inevitable getting bumped about and constant Sorry and Excuse me.
Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:58 am
by quizard
This has happened with a relatively small frequency over the years and I never thought it a major problem. Nowhere near as annoying as siting a quiz machine anywhere near a pool table.
Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 2:42 pm
by Topical2009
I once played one right next to a table-tennis table, which felt even more precarious.
Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:57 pm
by cool
Jackass the movie 1
One of the cast offloaded a torpedo in a bathroom showroom in full view of customers and staff near the beginning.
Priceless!
It was downhill from thereon.
Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:59 pm
by cool
Once had to report footprints of shit emanating from nxt to a toilet *a wetherspoons (how do people miss?)
This started a fight amongst staff as nobody wanted to clear it up
Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:11 pm
by dog section
or the coin tray BEING the toilet
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 8:22 pm
by paragoon
dog section wrote:or the coin tray BEING the toilet
I saw some lad do that in a fruity. he was mashed out of him brain.
I was furious and tipped off the landlord. Bouncers straight on him and chucked him out immediately and I got free drinks for the rest of the night lol.
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:22 pm
by dog section
was it peepee or a mr magoo?
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:27 pm
by dog section
was it pee pee or a mr magoo?
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:15 am
by Spyder
That could well have been me!! Lol
paragoon wrote:I saw some lad do that in a fruity. he was mashed out of him brain.
I was furious and tipped off the landlord. Bouncers straight on him and chucked him out immediately and I got free drinks for the rest of the night lol.