Where's the toilet?

paragoon · Post by **paragoon** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 8:26 pm

Sick of people asking me this while I'm playing ffs. Why should I know? Anyone else have this problem?

dog section · Post by **dog section** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:42 pm

better than asking the location of the glory hole,like i was asked once!!!

David Healy · Post by **David Healy** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:17 pm

I was in a Walmart in America a few years ago and asked one of the staff "Where are the toilets?"

They replied "I'm sorry, but we don't sell toilets here".

JG · Post by JG » Thu Aug 14, 2014 2:25 am

Washrooms if you please!

Errr can't say I have this problem, perhaps the general public think that fruit machine players are too stupid to know where the toilets are located.

Lilly Satou · Post by **Lilly Satou** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:06 am

Normally they are located right next to the quizzer, which leads to inevitable getting bumped about and constant Sorry and Excuse me.

quizard · Post by **quizard** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:58 am

This has happened with a relatively small frequency over the years and I never thought it a major problem. Nowhere near as annoying as siting a quiz machine anywhere near a pool table.

Topical2009 · Post by **Topical2009** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 2:42 pm

I once played one right next to a table-tennis table, which felt even more precarious.

cool · Post by **cool** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:57 pm

Jackass the movie 1
One of the cast offloaded a torpedo in a bathroom showroom in full view of customers and staff near the beginning.
Priceless!
It was downhill from thereon.

cool · Post by **cool** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:59 pm

Once had to report footprints of shit emanating from nxt to a toilet *a wetherspoons (how do people miss?)
This started a fight amongst staff as nobody wanted to clear it up

dog section · Post by **dog section** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:11 pm

or the coin tray BEING the toilet

paragoon · Post by **paragoon** » Sun Aug 17, 2014 8:22 pm

dog section wrote:or the coin tray BEING the toilet

I saw some lad do that in a fruity. he was mashed out of him brain.
I was furious and tipped off the landlord. Bouncers straight on him and chucked him out immediately and I got free drinks for the rest of the night lol.

dog section · Post by **dog section** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:22 pm

was it peepee or a mr magoo?

dog section · Post by **dog section** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:27 pm

was it pee pee or a mr magoo?

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:15 am

That could well have been me!! Lol

paragoon wrote:I saw some lad do that in a fruity. he was mashed out of him brain.
I was furious and tipped off the landlord. Bouncers straight on him and chucked him out immediately and I got free drinks for the rest of the night lol.