Fruit Machine Chat

Anyone still making money from this? They always seem to be happy around my way. Had 5x£10s yesterday and a couple of £5 / £3 wins.

Barney's smug mush does grate with me though...

I still wina few quid on them. Find the £10/£20 difficult, but £7/£14's are achievable.

King still needs bags more trebles.

the worst nickname in darts
he'll never look you in the eye
gonna need a bigger bull
does it say anything if you deliberately leave x1?

not had much joy recently PTPT always seems to be in the way and jenkins has started 9-darting me too. but i do still enjoy it.

fully agree on that grotesque sweaty dutchman Matt. but if klaasen wins, the doris behind him wiggles her arse.

Klaasen sadly doesn't often win, on that front (or back!) although I have indeed noticed that fine rear.

Taylor's 'lip-twitch' on his second dart always gets me too for some reason.

"Shoulda gorn ta specsavers!"

yes; beautifully wiggled.

what does he say that ends in ~see the end of this one?

Hmm, not sure - will have to listen next time.

Ones I can (sadly) remember (not player-specific):

"Gonna be a rip-snorting belter!"
"Pressure here then."
"Can do this with two darts now."
"Thinking about the 9-darter!"
"Drifted right..."
Something about "Lateral drift..." (usually when the player gets a 5 / treble 5)
"Needs maximum trebles!"
"Three pickled onions in the red bit!" (Or something!)
"Should've gone to Specsavers!"
"Bag. Of. Nails"
"Wow-wow!"
"Beautifully wiggled!"
"He's bought his A-game to this one!"
"What a night he's 'avin!"

Thing is with this, you have to invest at least £2 for a shot at the £20 and I don't know if those post-game bonuses are random / weighted, or whatever, but it's rare to get it after a win.

Tops On!

"Not ideal for anyone but Taylor"

Klassen - "Flinging Roses to the ladies"

nice recovery.

kiss the room,

it's the bull,

from canada...

there's another 26 from Istenem.

Sid Waddell is funny, 'cool as a prized marrow' and 'you've got the body for darts' used to make me laugh on a PTPT

Depends which version....old ones are cake, new ones trouble

"Darth Maple - worst nickname in darts"

When King throws a perfectly good treble 20, he then sometimes moves to the side of the oche for some odd reason. Would understand it if he blocked a double with that dart!

Mardle sometimes looks to the side after his first or second dart.

When Klassen wins, the walk on girl can be seen with her mattador gear on!!


"The Power from the Potteries"
"The Power yet again"
"Dutch dream boy"
"Dagenham King"
"Dagenham Puzzle"
"Destined to be World Champion"

heck
on the wire
nice recovery
snortin, from the cavortin
very nice
lovely
i think you should learn the rules of the game (if you go bust)
opens the door for the challenger
challenger's favourite

buzz off this game