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HEARSE FOR SALE
Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:54 pm
by Ross08
If any bugger is interested in buying an old hearse then I have one for sale for five hundred pounds.
It's not the best one around, but great for scaring people. Me and my wife Marjorie go out in it after dark and drop chicken bones out of the back to make people think there are skellingtons inside.
Call me on 07030398558 if you're interested. I won't go below £500 though.
A great opportunity for a fun buy this winter.
Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:17 pm
by ma71lda
What, you and Marjorie go dogging.
By the way, I wouldn't be seen dead in that! :P
Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:42 pm
by itsme
Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:42 pm
by Matt Vinyl
skellingtons
LOL!!!
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:50 am
by toby
whats the jackpot?
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:42 pm
by Guest
jesus...looks like sum weird mk2 cavalier hearse conversion...them windows just big enuff for marjories big titz to squeeze up against
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:29 pm
by Ross08
It's a Vauxhall Carlton, 166,000 miles on the clock.
degeneration - Marjorie's a 34C boobie size BTW.
I want everyone to know how much I love my wife, Marjorie, and her sister Penelope. They clubbed together to buy me a Polaroid. It's FAB!
ross08
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:00 pm
by megastreak140
you are a sad old man the only woman you have got is in the sport come on grow up get a life its a fruit machine forum not a undertakers
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:45 pm
by Ross08
Mega Streak...
Hey you my little friend, you'd do well to get into the funeral trade.
It Will Never Die Out
ross08
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:34 am
by megastreak140
no shit
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 2:34 pm
by betchrider
YYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:13 pm
by itsme
I 've had a beer or 2 tonight
- I love this comedy/wank sense of humor/bitching/taking this piss,
I can see the connection now between fruit's and hearse's,
Fuck me...that's a top name for a fruit..
"Only Fruits And Hearses"
Bye bye !!
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:27 pm
by Matt Vinyl
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:25 am
by Marjorie
Anyone up for the bone dropping sessions? You need to come forward. Was nice to see one of the forum users out with me and Ross on New Years Eve.
We covered the West Derby area of Liverpool and scared in excess of 20 people, dropping various sized chicken bones from our hearse and our friends split windscreen VW van.
Get out there with us guys, it's absolutely great entertainment and thoroughly relaxing...
Don't forget, MEETINGS are every Monday evening from 7pm at the Jolly Miller, Queens Drive, Liverpool (OWN BONES AND VEHICLE MUST BE SUPPLIED...)
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:38 am
by JG
I'm not sure about 'thoroughly relaxing'. Also Liverpool is a bit far for me. Could you do a bone droppping session in Birmingham?
