Fruit Machine Chat

hi ive played machines for about a year now and most of the time i am down on my money but once or twice i hit lucky and get a good streak.ive been playing on a new machine in my local oche oche oche its £70 jp i'm used to playing £35 jp and was wondering if any1 could help me out with forcing the machine theres been about £300 played into it with only small winnings taking out and the machine is backing.

a few people have been on putting about £50 in and getting nothing so is it worth trying to force ???

cheers any help would be amazing thanx

These are easy to force.

Simply take a small flat-edge screwdriver and jam it between the side of the cash-box door and the cabinet, about 3 inches from the top on the right-hand side. Then go to the other side of the door and wedge another similar implement about 5 inches from the bottom.

Then simply smash your way into the machine with a crowbar, bar stool, JCB, hammer - or whatever else takes your fancy. Retrieve the goodies within, smash the fuck out of the glass and buttons to render the game useless for the next player, nip out the back and make good your escape. Turn a few cartwheels on the way down the road for good measure.

The machine will then be sold for 50 quid to JNC, who will stick it one of their arcades on 70% payout, with the shittest chip guaranteed in it, and with horrible washed-out scanned paper decals which the lamps burn holes through in 5 minutes the first time it is switched on.



Seriously through - these games are shit on 35 pounds and costly to force I'm led to believe. If you have one on 70 quid you can apply the following logic -

Double the jackpot = Double the shitness of the game, or sometimes worse.

You could try forcing it but I'd go armed with at least a ton, you might get it cheap - or you could be in for an extended stay in a Gambling Hospital near you...


Welcome to the forum

that tickled me hahaha i was taking you seriously till you said do a couple of cartwheels lol


so best to stay away i take it cheers much appreciated

Couldnt have gave him a better first tip

robert.90 wrote:hi ive played machines for about a year now and most of the time i am down on my money but once or twice i hit lucky and get a good streak.ive been playing on a new machine in my local oche oche oche its £70 jp i'm used to playing £35 jp and was wondering if any1 could help me out with forcing the machine theres been about £300 played into it with only small winnings taking out and the machine is backing.

a few people have been on putting about £50 in and getting nothing so is it worth trying to force ???

cheers any help would be amazing thanx

The last time you could properly force was when you had to wear shoes / shirt into a pub, could smoke tabs with tiny warnings on the pack, and they shut at 11pm!