Fruit Machine Chat

I found a doctors and nurses the other day I wonder if the key rip will still work, I didnt have a key on me at he time and was unable to play as my friends would not stay at the pub, But I will go back and try.. Ps well out of ant towns it was right out in the countryside.

bit of petrol money mate nothing to shout home about but good luck

Have a few of these Extreme variants laying about. In the 'run-down-everyone-is-out-for-a-skank' pubs lucky to make £5-£10. Some of the nicer ones usually still make £10-£20 unless it gives the old spineroo lol. Still happily play these. Every pound is one less to lose on the pre-closing-I-must fight-out-this-Red-Gaming machine

Waste of time these, got a nurses tucked away near here that's never stone dead, but i really can't be fucked to go in for a fiver profit.

extremes over here are still good for daily profit i hardly ever find one 111 and stil have quite alot of keyers about to

gmckee03 wrote:extremes over here are still good for daily profit i hardly ever find one 111 and stil have quite alot of keyers about to

111

ADESBEE wrote:I found a doctors and nurses the other day I wonder if the key rip will still work, I didnt have a key on me at he time and was unable to play as my friends would not stay at the pub, But I will go back and try.. Ps well out of ant towns it was right out in the countryside.

Hmmm, so you know the key rip but don't know how to play a red?! Where on earth do these people get their info from...

sir ratholer wrote:

ADESBEE wrote:I found a doctors and nurses the other day I wonder if the key rip will still work, I didnt have a key on me at he time and was unable to play as my friends would not stay at the pub, But I will go back and try.. Ps well out of ant towns it was right out in the countryside.

Hmmm, so you know the key rip but don't know how to play a red?! Where on earth do these people get their info from...

Heres your answer!

Apologies to Carter USM.


Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

SilentG

Now Silent G started out in business as a machine farmer
He was infamous for fifteen minutes
And he appeared on Panorama
Then he someone got himself on board the Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme
With a Prince of Wales Award for pushing Reds and Barcrests

Move it on up behind second feature
Behind Nicholas van Whatshisface
At six foot six and a hundred tonnes
The undisputed king of the slums
With more aliases than Klaus Barbie
The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
Just about to take the stage
The one and only
Hold the front page
SilentG's got something to sell
To the capital's homeless
At the Crossroads Motel for the no fixed aboders
You can live life in style
If you sleep in the closet
If you flash him a smile take your two pounds deposit
There's bats in the belfry, the windows are jammed
The toilets aren't healthy, he don't give a damn
He just chuckles and smiles
And laughs like a madman
A born-again Mr T
Here comes Silent G

With his emptiers, keys and phoney info
And just when you thought it was safe to go back in the kitchen
Deadheads, crackheads, bunkbeds and breakfast
Wake up you sleepy headcases
Check this

Moving up behind second feature
Behind Nicholas van Whatshisface
At six foot six and a hundred tonnes
The undisputed king of the slums
With more aliases than Klaus Barbie
The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
Just about to take the stage
The one and only
Hold the front page

Moving up behind second feature
Behind Nicholas van Whatshisface
At six foot six and a hundred tonnes
The undisputed king of the slums
With more aliases than Klaus Barbie
The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
In a hatchback from Notre Dame
The one and only
Silent G

In goes another expert
And now I'm losing my patience
So flat I'd rather work at the Weatherspoons
He's buying up houses for the has-beens and helpless
From Lands End to Southend and Chelsea
There's bats in the belfry, the windows are jammed
The toilets ain't healthy, he don't give a damn
He just chuckles and smiles
And laughs like a madman
Ladies and gentlmen, I give you...
Silent G

jeffvickers wrote:

sir ratholer wrote:

ADESBEE wrote:I found a doctors and nurses the other day I wonder if the key rip will still work, I didnt have a key on me at he time and was unable to play as my friends would not stay at the pub, But I will go back and try.. Ps well out of ant towns it was right out in the countryside.

Hmmm, so you know the key rip but don't know how to play a red?! Where on earth do these people get their info from...

Heres your answer!

Never did like reds, only one and that was legal Tender, And only played it for quick profit, was easy to read, and I never lost on , id allway eaither recoup loses or made £30 or so profit in smalll wins + few recycles, I never pushed it for the top if it came it came, Ive seen horrendus loses on reds so never really push one or play one , I just thought Id try it and see how they play these days,

They can 1 1 1 and be ahead you know


Jg edit: They can also 7 99 5 and be behind you know.

yes vry true bt generaly wen they 111 of extra cash they r dead

JEFF!!!

That bloody picture! :x :P ops:

gmckee03 wrote:yes vry true bt generaly wen they 111 of extra cash they r dead

Not true 111 dead end off. Campers or birds can be an exception but that is bloody rare.

Unless you mean cherry 111

I will hold my hand up and say i lost £63 on a 4spin doctors and nurses, never previously lost more than £5 tops through literaly 1000's of plays ops:

Forced it 10 times while drinking, left it on its arse, that means playing it to 111 and £15 ripping it.

Moral of the story is dont..... Just dont

no change their darren ur always drunk