Fruit Machine Chat

hahaha oh my days.

was at a pub the other day and someone done their nuts on a double dond. it was buzzing..

The guy left a pound in the machine and walked off...

as i walked toward the machine i tripped on my jeans (that where a bit too long)

as I got up i realized I had ripped my jeans. too far up to even patch together.

it was a sad day for my jeans - that rip cost me £70! dammit.

Ha! (Sorry!)

I thought you were going to say you tripped, whacked the start button to break your fall and it rolled in for a £70 MS off the guys quid.

[quote="Matt Vinyl"]Ha! (Sorry!)

I thought you were going to say you tripped, whacked the start button to break your fall and it rolled in for a £70 MS off the guys quid. ]

Great minds think alike.

It's about time heavy duty gamblers pockets (c) came out.
Hard enough to find jeans with deep front pockets then when they tear end up using back pockets which is a pain when driving
So who's gonna open a clothing store for us gamblers lol

Using back pockets looks raving in my opinion.
Plus you look stupid running across a road grabbing your ass to stop coins jumping out! ops:

So true Thumper. John Cleese ain't got nothing on me. The fast approaching car and the bulging pockets spells doom for one's dignity.

Note: There's a way that could have been only a £3 rip. There are some experts, who once they come back from snooping around, may be able to advise.

:P at jg .


it's a fair cop , i do try to slot only in asda's 3quidders ,,,,,,, deep pockets n hold 300 in each front comfortably ,,,,,,, and when they do split ( some did the other week , perhaps lugs can find and transport the post in here for me) you dont have to worry at only 3quid .

not ruining the designers :P

what did your last servant die of ?




TRAYHOP123 wrote:


im gonna share this with you lot of piss takers ,,,,,, do your worst bastards.

now as you all know , i leave the designer jeans at home for fear of coin ruination.
and slot in 3 quid asdas , for their deep pocket coin handling capacity .

Anyhows, today whilst out slotting brum outskirts ,,,,,,,,, i finish on a chef ready hi-lo and return to my car ,

now some turnip has parked next to me ,,,,, within a cpl of coats of paint, so theres nowt i can do but enter my car from the passenger side ,

so i do , and as im trying to shuffle over to my driving seat ,,,,,,RIP,,,,,, i split the asdas at the groin ,,,,, badly ,,,,,,,, oh shit , really badly .

(now at this point in the story , im gonna try to boast , and say jessica alba was walking by , and my huge manhood awoke and ripped them lol, nothing to do with the 3quid price tag , 400 bulging coins , and my fat thighs oohhh no)

anyhows , now im fucked , i cant drive home , its only 1pm , and besides i might not have enough petrol , and fuck getting out to fill up , , so what do i do , ?

so i drive to a secluded area and without daring to get out , wriggle to the back seats , wrench down seats , and grab g-star jacket out back , to tie round my waist ,

but the long rip is right down the front , so ive got to tie jacket back to front to cover the twins ,,,,,,, now it looks like im wearing a skirt , fuck ,

now no option but drive into brum centre , park near bullring , walk to bullring , all the time the wind is blowing round me harris, nervously hoping nobody is none the wiser, and catches a glimpse ,

ive made it to next ,,,,,, buy cheap 20quid jeans , try em on , keep em on , emergency over,

carried on slotting . phew what a day .

now come on own up , lets hear some more embarrassing situations .

lee :P

cheers lugs m8 ,,,,, always appreciated

Best slotting jeans i have are g star, huge pockets, id give them £300 capacity either side + 2 other front pockets which together would amount to around 300. Back pockets for backup if you do that well :P

yup ,,,, we all got good designer options , but the point is ,,,,,,,,,, why wreck em ?


i may be flash ,,,,,,, but it takes someone real flash ,,,,, or stupid that can afford to split their designer's every cpl of months with the coinage we carry . :P

you could wear em ,,,,,,,,,,,,, and carry a manbag strapped around you , full of coins instead :P ,,,,,,,,, nowt like advertising your a pro slotter though. :P

It's also hard to hide so many coins. Loose fit obviously helps....bagged coins don't jingle as much, the fact is when you get a few hundred around there, moving around swiftly without noise is so much harder.

whatever cheap jeans , im wearing on a sloting day , the setup is always the same ,


back right = car keys n shrapnel

back left = moby

front right = two 50 bags + wallet (this pocket is rarely gone into , strictly backup)

front left = 200 loose


then good day profit spillage usually = extra 100 in front left capacity ,

a great day = above + moby moved to jacket for back left extra 100 capacity


a superb day = above + spillage to jacket ,,,,,,,,, and walking like john wayne :P

£3 rip.

i.did.carry.a.man.bag.for.a.while.not.good.when.ur.doing.a.bar.run.in.town.and.u.get.asked.to.be.searched

looks.dogey.when.u.just.walk.off.............................................

ps.still.not.got.a.new.keyboard.CBA