Fruit Machine Chat

Right this friday for a long time i will play very very seriosly! I have many red machine in my area: Dna, stack attack,rocket money, sub zero...tomcat pm the MTR plz ,crazy cobra! So many decent machines in my hood! I know with the right timming i can hit theese mcs in the weekend and make some profit

What im going to do is snake/shark im going to wait for people to lose there cash then shark the fuck out of them! Yeah might seem bad but hey im trying to make cash (so is everyone, agree?)


If you feel so badly against this pm and let me know other wise keep on playing!

thats the way to doooo it... Just dont try and drop them all again after yourself!!

I'm going to ask a really stupid question here. What's snaking? I understand what sharking is.
Now I'm going to put un my tin hat and bunker down while I wait for the flames.

I'm just a fun player really, I like the flashing lights and the occasional big drops, but I'm enjoying trawling through this site and picking up a few tips.
So don't be TOO hard on me.

Edit : what's wrong with sharking as long as you are discreet? They are there to be played, and one mans misfortune etc...

snaking is probably a scottish term mate ! Use it alot up north

I'm from Yorkshire and I don't get it. Just need a pointer.

"snaking" is the art of crawling on your belly towards an m/c that is being played by someone else with a pound coin in your mouth ready to pounce as soon as they move away.

Newbies please note this is an advanced form of "sharking" which can often result in a swift kick in the face should your antics be noticed. Please do not attempt unless you have perfected at least level 6 "skill" stops on cop the lot.

Quality firefox!

Heh, very good

Have a mate who lives in Whitby who uses snake a fair bit. To be honest i understood it straight away, hardly need to the enigma machine to decipher it do you?!

Matt

Class! had me in stitches that!!

Heh, I finished work at ten tonight and went to my local with a workmate. As we were getting the first beer in, two guys behind us dropped the jackpot on Top Giza (One is a guy I know).
They came to the bar and the guy I dont know was saying how happy he was. Talking to the other guy (that I know), it turns out that he hit jackpot and then took a couple of £5 wins after, then collected his winnings. Damn, I nearly ran to the machine! For a £2 stake i took exactly £50 out. The guy was gutted. But you know the stupid thing? He played it again after I finished what he started, and stuffed his winnings back in...
Sigh... I'm not a real player like most of you guys on here, but, how stupid is that guy? And how happy will my wife be that I come back from the pub with more money than I left with on a Friday night?
3 cheers for idiots.

Here that tomcat,torchie and toothless wer cheering for you!

Well done on your win, always nice get so much off so little in!

Yep, doesn't happen to me that often. I lose more than I win, but I enjoy it.