Fruit Machine Chat

A bit of a daft topic but just thought I would ask what machines are magnets for chavs in your area. In the pubs I would say chavs tend to play bell fruits and leave Reds. In the arcade I would say the top chav machines are

mdm The Mob
QPS Crazy fruits
bwb Champion soccer
maygay The Simpsons


And the ultimate winner would be 5p £5 PACMAN

Chav it - Bell fruit
Bling Bling - Red
Anything that looks like Vamp it up.

JustAnotherClone wrote:Chav it - Bell fruit
Bling Bling - Red
Anything that looks like Vamp it up.

Vamp it and clones attract chavs like tomcat does emptiers.

down our way it's the Simpsons, Crazy fruits and collousus

lol crosbyrules that made be laugh!

umm, down here is anything that is barcrest or anything that you can put 10p in to get a pound out, E.g. Cops and Robbers, yabba dabba do etc.

They are all little skanks!

Tom

Well, there's a D&N in the local bowling alley seems to be a massive chav magnet, probably because it's the only 10p machine in there, all the other £5 JP machines being 25p except for Legal Tender which is on 30p. In particular there's this chav (semi-well built, always wears the same grey tracksuit, has his cap on sideways and always has his two girlfriends glued to each arm, looks about 16), almost ALWAYS behind you when you play on D&N and keeps trying to interfere by telling you what to do and then starts trying to do your nudges and hi-lo gambles for you making you lose so he can get on and try and pull a jackpot. He gets thrown out but always comes back 10 mins later and nobody does anything about it.

I don't have that bother cos I usually play on Megazone (only other 10p machine in the place) and Happy Hour in the 18+ area. Had it a couple of times but I try to ignore it and tell him to fuck off each time he tries to press the buttons.

These chavs can be bastards, you put about £30 in a machine and win fuck all after they interfere, then they go on after, put 10p in and the fucking machine just empties.

You seem to have some fairly newish machines at £5 in your area megazone , the newest in my area at £5 is probably Ultimo, Legal Tender and Mega Zone were only in my local pub last year at £25 never really got very far with them though

Big £5 ones near me are-

Pink Panther
Bullseye
Never Mind The Jackpots
Monopoly WOW
Pacman
Crazy Trails
Crazy Fruits
Italian Job 2
Vegas Nights 3pl
Battle Axe + clones

anything which involves twisting that key you "bought off a mate for a tenner" over and over and over....

£5 ones near me are:

Red:
Legal Tender (30p)
Expensive for a £5 JPT don't you think?

Nitro (10p)
Sited in a kebab house, always kills first gamble, and I suspect the payout percentage has been tampered with.

Maygay:
London Underground (10p)
looks as though it was converted to £5 from £25 recently and I suspect the payout percentage has also been raped on this one, it's in a pizza place.

Global:
Cannonball Run (10p)
Treasure Hunt (25p)
Reel Good Time (25p)

Impulse:
Grid Runner (10p, replaced that fucking bullshit Pie Factory!)
Full Moon Fever (10p)

Extreme:
*cough*Chav Magnet*cough* Doctors 'n' Nurses (10p)

£25 ones near me are:

Mazzooma:
King Kong Cash (25p)
Bobby Dazzler (25p)

Barcrest:
Mega Zone (10p/20p/30p)
Yabba Dabba Darts (30p)

Global:
Happy Hour (30p)

QPS:
Cash & Mouse (30p)

Red:
Top Giza (25p)
Legal Tender (25p)

Wouldnt mind playing doctors and nurses at 10p to explore it more, never really got the chance to explore it as it was replaced at the local bookies fairly quickly. The machines in my area are (arcade wise)

£5 jackpot

QPS Red Hot Wheels, so well played this one can be worth a punt

barcrest revolution, still well played by a lot of people who dont really know it and lose. Can easily lose £20 even at 10p £5 in no time on one of these things, been there before

barcrest flying circus just love it for its theme

Impulse Hurricane

Impulse Gridrunner

Global classic Spotted Dick ( this is becoming a chav magnet probably for its audio) Horribly game though

And at £25 by local hasnt much to offer

Global Cut throat cash

Mazomma (I think) Deep or Sudden Impact whatever its called

Man i would love to have a cut throat cash/canonall run back in my area !

10p play extremes £5 JP can play very nicely

Not in my local bowling alley it isn't!

You'll be lucky to even get off the reels before £10 or so as kids are always playing it and taking 50p/£1 wins all the time. Plus when on the feature you'll either lose the second hi-lo gamble or end up on a ? which has a 110% chance of being a Roll Even (which 110% of the time is a Lose) or a Lose.

There are some really new ones in a leisure place near me called Leisure World in Southampton, it houses a very large Odeon cinema, Jumpin Jaks, Grosvenor Casino, Hotshots, Frankie and Benny's and Ikon and Diva (nightclubs).

They also have a good amusement centre attached to it, machines are all £5.

Lucky Strike
Space Raiders
Pay Cheque
DNA
Reel Good Time
Cash Slayer
X Rated
Cops N Robbers
Hi Lo Karate
Barmy Army

£25

Never Mind The Jackpots
Who Dares Spins
Monopoly WOW.