THE LIFE OF A SLOTTERS WIFE

lovinbandits · Post by **lovinbandits** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:04 pm

NOW WE ALL NO HOW BOARING BANDITS ARE BUT ITS A BLOODY JOKE WHEN YOUR MARRIED TO A SLOTTER BUT HE IS IN LOVE WITH BANDITS ITS EVEN MORE OF A JOKE WHEN YOU CARNT HAVE A NICE NIGHT OUT WITH OUT HIM SPENDING HALF THE NIGHT ON THE BANDITS

Mr McStreak · Post by **Mr McStreak** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:07 pm

Bet you don't moan when spending his profit on shoes......

red22 · Post by **red22** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:09 pm

he is probably a gambler not a player ?

suck me off instead at least ill pay for ya night out ... wouldnt play anything unless it was off its tits honest !!!!

lovinbandits · Post by **lovinbandits** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:09 pm

on shoes your having a laugh im lucky if i get a bag of chips lol let alone a sausage

lovinbandits · Post by **lovinbandits** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:11 pm

no he is a old school player thanks for the offer i think you have just hit jackpot lol

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:38 pm

LOL

Lovinbandits always looked forward to having a Sausage in Cider!

Come on, reveal yourself!

lovinbandits · Post by **lovinbandits** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:40 pm

dont drink cider and carnt reveal my self or my other half will no im on here lol

red22 · Post by **red22** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:43 pm

i used to play everytime i was out with my missus but i dont do it anymore , mainly because of her rants. fair enough though you dont want to look at flashing lights when your out, coz if the roles were turned i wouldnt like to watch you doing the ironing if i was in a pub with you either...

sorry that was below the belt !

milk monitor · Post by **milk monitor** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:46 pm

This could be the ideal forum for you to discuss your problems out in the open, an e- Relate if you will.

No doubt with a bit of a side show.

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:56 pm

In all seriousness, I never play when out with the missus (um, fruits, that is) as it really is pretty unsociable. Plus, the ltitle amount of time we do get to spend together, I don't want to waste it slaving over a hot machine (oo-er!)

The fruit experience should only be enjoyed singularly or with like-minded people.

lovinbandits · Post by **lovinbandits** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:58 pm

i dint say im not like minded but i just dont like sittin there on my own some times i wish i never meet a slotter

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:30 pm

Furry muf, um, fair enough.

I take it that your partner won't / can't listen to you?

lovinbandits · Post by **lovinbandits** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:37 pm

well he just would not understand he loves his bandits to much lol

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:51 pm

Well, in my mind, that only leaves the following choice, in a nod to Noel Edmonds (who you probably see far too much!):

Stay, or No Stay?

lovinbandits · Post by **lovinbandits** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:52 pm

ill stay