Fruit Machine Chat

Some European import who looks like Christiano Ronaldo (i.e. a complete prat)... a barman in a pub with 3 rather old machines...

One is a Manic Muncher, one if the others an Invincible... I'd been in a few times when they had a King's Ransom and ONE time had a good result on it, banked it for £3 and never got paid...

There were some Asians playing the Invincible while I made £40 off the Muncher, they get off and I wait a few minutes before jumping on - it was showing plenty of reds... I get £105 top within £20. This prick of a barman runs over and asks me MY NAME! I look at him strangely and he asks again. I tell him my real first name and take the money to be changed up at the bar. Now read this SHIT which he said...
"I got a man in jail last week, he was working for company for machines, he take £70 from all the machines and I find out he work for company so he is in jail."
I reply, "what's wrong with him winning?"
he replies "but he work for da company!"
I said "well I don't"
He says "I know, I checked your car the other day (hadn't been there over 3 months). you drive BMW or Mercedes...."
No, I don't.

WHAT DOES THIS IDIOT WANT????
DOES HE ACTUALLY HAVE A MOTIVE OR DOES HE NOT KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING?

i think u make stuff up as u go along just to make conversation!!! maybe im rong ?

Maybe. You definitely can SPELL though.

The barman is obviously deranged. Laugh it off, you won didn't you?

This is not going to turn into another petty squabble thread. if it does, it'll be locked and all offenders barred.

Cheers,

JG

JG, there are a few people on here who could do with being excluded, as they bring nothing to this forum as their posts are neither literate, informative, witty, humorous or intelligent. All they do is attempt to justify crime.

Despite his posts provoking argument, Silver Surfer is at least capable of composing pieces of text that are grammatically sound, and display a more than respectable level of intelligence.

In my opinion he should therefore be spared punishment, however I accept that any action is entirely at your discretion.

Streak.





Silence is golden........

Fair enough, but I felt that thread had to be nipped in the bud, as before you know where you are you've got people arranging to kneecap each other with no intention of doing such a thing.

That Yarmouth thread is a bloomin' farce.

Let this not become Superfruitcadiachat.

Thankfully we have a watchful waiting team of dedicated mods, who as a team partake in 24/7 surveillance of this board. We are always on call to delete any emptiers or pointless slanging matches.

On Arcadia you'd wake up to a whole board of 'w*nk a willy woos'

Anyway, I'm not on late shift tonight, so good night and what we don't want are 22 page threads all consisting of no substance.

"You smell of poo"
"I don't"
"You do"
"I don't!"
"You do!"
"I know here you live"
"I know where your Mum lives, I was there last night"
"That was my Nan"...you get the drift


All on a posting asking what nudges do on Duff Beer Guide.

Please ban this guy.

JG, you're quite funny.

Anyway, back to the story, I forgot to mention that as I was pulling out of the car park, the barman was pulling a pint and peering at my car through a window, desperately trying to remember my registration...

Does he REALLY think I believe all that jail rubbish - I think I know how the system works and you don't get carted off by coppers for winning on a fruit whether you work for the company or not!

Unless you're TOOLING, of course!

BUT WE WON'T GO INTO THAT SUBJECT (I hope)!

Name the Pub SS. I'll give him a call later.

to say what??????

I think he should be DEPORTED - or soon he'll be claiming to be James Bond...

Sounds like an episode of prison break. :P

JG wrote:The barman is obviously deranged. Laugh it off, you won didn't you?

This is not going to turn into another petty squabble thread. if it does, it'll be locked and all offenders barred.

Cheers,

JG

FFS.... I'll get my coat